Love: Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was...

By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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You deserved it 2 804

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By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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You deserved it 7 652

Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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You deserved it 74

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 224

By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 29 847

By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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You deserved it 6 173

Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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morningwoody 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:10

You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.

vev_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:13

Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!

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EEElvirAAA 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:10

Your life sucks due to the epilepsy you are dealing with, but that boyfriend sucked bigtime, at least you are now free from one of those two annoyances.

CoolHipDude 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:19

Epilepsy is not a reason to break up with someone. And breaking up with you because of your epilepsy therefore constitutes disability discrimination, so you should sue him for discriminating against on disability discrimination grounds. I have no doubt you will win in court. Beside, what the dumb fuckwad doesn't realise is that he will be missing out on all the sex he could have had with you. His loss.

dancingyrlie 1

Friday 30 October 2009 19:55

i sincerely hope you are a troll.

rayrayy_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 20:16

...whaaaat?

wildcat413 0

Friday 30 October 2009 19:04

Sorry to hear that he cant accept ALL of you for who you are. If it was me, I would go back to the restaurant with you another night and enjoy the dinner we tried for the first time. I am an EMT and I know you cant control seizures. Apparently he is too thick skulled to know that. Best of luck finding the one who will accept you and all your faults.

Mimasita 1

Friday 30 October 2009 19:10

I have epilepsy and it does suck, but no one deserves to have an asshole for a boyfriend/girlfriend because they are embarrassed of seizures. If my boyfriend ever said something like that to me I would want someone to kick his ass for me. can someone kick your ex-boyfriend's ass please? i hate him for saying such a terrible thing!

slaoN_810 0

Friday 30 October 2009 19:10

coolhipdude your right, epilepsy isnt a reason to break up with someone. but neither is suing someone beacause they dont want to be with the other person. her disability doesn't entitle her to special attention from some boy. She needs to learn how to deal with her ****** handicap

musiciangirl591 16

Saturday 2 March 2013 3:03

its not a handicap, its a disability, handicap is an environmental thing, and most people go their entire lives without dealing with it (i've gone 5 years, still haven't properly dealt with it)

Connkidd 0

Friday 30 October 2009 19:49

he's a dumb ****, move on:)

Kelishas 9

Friday 30 October 2009 21:45

Anyone who's that ignorant, and selfish doesn't deserve you, you can do better :)

Cristaderzi 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:03

Well Fyl for having such conditions. Ydi for not letting him know beforehand! Ya know if you two were married he could sue you and take all you had!

HxCereal 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:31

@ 76 just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you get to be a shitwad. Anyhowwwww, he's going to get his in the long run. Watch, he'll get AIDS for being such a bastard.