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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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You deserved it 2 804

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Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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You deserved it 7 652

Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 3 665

Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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You deserved it 74

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 480

You deserved it 12 224

By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 29 846

By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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You deserved it 3 195

By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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You deserved it 31 762

By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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You deserved it 579

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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You deserved it 6 173

Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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You deserved it 243

morningwoody 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:10

You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.

vev_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:13

Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!

Comments

gordonburkholder 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 4:37

that guy is a huge jerk. if my girlfriend had a seizure, I would bring her flowers and chicken soup at the hospital and do whatever the heck she wanted for 48 hours when she was recovering.

Ashbashcrashed 0

Friday 6 November 2009 16:01

Aww! A decent human being :) People who said she deserved it: heartless bastards, the lot of you.

TheWannabeAuthor 6

Tuesday 25 October 2011 17:15

I agree 100%. Completely heartless.

Powahouse 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:43

Oh, jesus. This one is bad. You should probably just beat the shit out of him.

HighLife19 0

Monday 9 November 2009 6:37

Oh my, Hon....slap him across the face a few times, then kick him in the balls. He is one massive piece of shit.

fourzerofour 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 9:54

Uh... oh wow. You really don't need to be with a guy who's that much of an asshole and intolerant... I mean, if my girlfriend (well if I had one anymore that is), had any sort of medical problem, she would receive any support she needed to cope with it, and I would obviously not be embarrassed. Hell I'd probably kick someone in the face if they insulted her about it. tl;dr: Your boyfriend was an ass, so you can do better.

megmegmegmeg 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:18

your boyfriend is a d-bag. you deserve so much better sweetie. find a guy that will take care of you and not be ashamed of you.

Igor_g5 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:43

What a Jerkoff. Hope God blesses him with some equal to or worse than epilepsy in return. You're good to be rid of him.

omg2funny 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:09

This is what happens when you date 5 year olds... They are self centered & narcissists... I hope you are not with him & found someone with someone who has an IQ level greater than that of a pebble...

cellphoneaddict1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:03

honey, he's a total douche bag. what the hell was his prob? he's a selfish bastard who needs to learn a few more lessons in life. don't let some brat like him get to you.