Love: Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was...

By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 135

You deserved it 2 804

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 95 108

You deserved it 7 652

Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 009

You deserved it 3 665

Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 320

You deserved it 74

Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 480

You deserved it 12 224

By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 163

You deserved it 29 847

By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 957

You deserved it 3 195

By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 375

You deserved it 31 762

By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 344

You deserved it 579

By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 243

You deserved it 6 173

Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 421

You deserved it 243

morningwoody 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:10

You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.

vev_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:13

Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!

Comments

BelaLugosisdead 0

Friday 30 October 2009 15:21

You're better off without that douchebag. One of my friends from high school has epilepsy. He's had seizures in the cafeteria and people would stand there laughing at him. It was sickening. One freshman boy even kicked him while down. We spread a rumor saying the asstwat had herpes and a yeast infection. He never got laid again in high school that we heard of and the school nurse called him down to talk about it. Win.

tem1997 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 23:18

I would die laughing if he actually had herpes and a yeast infection!!

in_wonderland 1

Friday 30 October 2009 16:01

...moar?

dancingyrlie 1

Friday 30 October 2009 19:53

*more

snzizle 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 6:54

um...mercyFML, i fail to see how a medical condition is an interesting side of her personality. it's a terrible condition she has to deal with, not some quirky part of her personality that makes her more interesting. I also fail to see what being a douchebag about someone's epilepsy has to do with ur "survivalism" skills P.S: survivalism is even less of a word than "moar"

ProtoBuster_1 5

Friday 30 October 2009 16:35

Some people find some absolutely stupid shit to break up over? Just because the OP had an epileptic seizure in front of her (now ex) boyfriend at dinner? What an idiot he is!

i_r_so_silleh 0

Friday 30 October 2009 16:59

wow what an asshole. he broke up with you via TEXT MESSAGE for an uncontrollable disease...i know you probably loved him and it's hard to lose someone, but he is really really not worth it. get back at him ;]

Crunchy08 0

Friday 30 October 2009 17:01

How could he be so heartless? that really is just a horrible thing of him to do.

heatherewf 0

Friday 30 October 2009 17:15

As if it's not embarrassing for you too? What a douchebag. You are far, far better off.

Gloria0416 0

Friday 30 October 2009 17:18

You're better off without him. Be happy that you found out now and not after you married him!

SeximusPrime 0

Friday 30 October 2009 17:33

If he has issues with that, it isn't love.

c0m4t04st 0

Friday 30 October 2009 17:56

I'm so sorry that you got hurt in the process, but I'm glad that you're out of an obviously bad relationship. Believe it or not, there are great guys out there who won't just think about themselves and their "embarrassment". Don't ever settle for someone who doesn't genuinely care about you, again.