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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By xxccruzxx - 29/06/2012 13:30 - United States

Today, at work, my phone kept crashing. Without thinking, I announced that it was having a seizure. Who did I announce this to? My boss. Who also happens to have epilepsy. FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By cbolig - 03/05/2011 12:15

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 14:15 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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morningwoody 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:10

You do not need him anyway. Go find someone who really care about you.

vev_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:13

Yeah, on one hand it sucks, on the other, you are better off without him. Good luck!

Comments

Squires_fml 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 16:57

olive garden is so good it causes you to shake uncontrollably

liy223 6

Friday 27 May 2011 8:42

you should celebrate being rid of such an absolute jerk by going to Olive Garden. (breadsticks!!!)

greekgal44 14

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:28

hes a bitch. find someone elsee

ehbarrett_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:32

I'm an epileptic and I'm so sorry you had to go through this. men can be such douchebags.

jumpedbiscut26 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 3:28

that's so f'in low screw him, Its only embarassing to him because he has no idea what to do. still just shitty.

IvyPalin 7

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:27

omg what a douche bag

bnvc 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 13:02

i have the same condition. almost 10 yrs now and im 19. better off without him if he cant understand.

zarathustra2k1 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:56

My mrs had epilepsy (about 3 grand mals in 15 years). I was never embarrassed - only concerned. He's a waste of skin - drop him fast...

nosferatu4444 10

Monday 22 August 2011 9:37

wow, he deserves to get a seisure in front of all his judgmental friends

jdalpe13 0

Monday 12 September 2011 0:01

I feel so bad! I have epilepsy and I would die if any guy did that to me!

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Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

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Today, when I got out of the shower, my mother, my boyfriend, and 3 of my friends confronted me for an intervention. My problem? They think I'm a workaholic. What they don't know is that I lost my job 4 weeks ago. I stay up all night filling out job applications. FML

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Today, I discovered my husband of 8 years has been replying to an OnlyFans models pics on Twitter. Two weeks ago, I'd found his secret Instagram that only follows two OF models, and she's one of them. He also watches her on Twitch. He doesn't know I know. We've only had sex twice in the last year because he "doesn't think about sex." FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get frisky when the Furby Party Rocker all the way across the room started going off on its own and completely killed the mood. I took the batteries out of the little bastard immediately, but the mood was lost. FML

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Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML

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Today, I walked out of a date after he told me feminism is "ruining society" and tried to convince me, with articles he had saved on his phone, that the female orgasm isn’t real like a man’s is FML

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