By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Seegtease 0

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

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xolotl 0

that happens to me, too! :(

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BigMac_fml 0

*pushes the "Who cares?..." button*

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litttlelaura 0

Ha I second number 4

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alex_vik 0

You were excited over a text message, and your life is ****** because you didn't get one? YDI

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DizzyDemon0 9

...You want a txt message before you go to bed? Hell. I'll text ya. What's your number? Ain't got shit to do anyways...though I doubt anyone else goes to bed at 6 A.M. :P

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littlegolferboy 4

This is the most retarded FML I have ever read. I bet it was written by a 13 year old girl.

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Dhamy 0

Happened a couple times to me. ): Sucks.

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audiogasmic 0

wtf? and how exactly was your life ****** by this?

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