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By Anonymous - / Monday 29 July 2013 21:18 / United States
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Holy shit I was reading this FML laughing my ass off Op's wording is priceless I love it! But, I divert. This does sound very painful I'm sorry op hopefully you heal up nicely

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psh i got a gut and i put a picture of me in my wifes bra and panties on and got told im not allowed to have it by the FML team ?

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Did you hear about the dog that mauled that little girl so badly her face had to be reconstructed? Yup. Dogs sure are great.

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Did you see the cat scratch the inside of its owner eyelid when all the owner did was put her face next to the cat's? I put my face up against my dog's face countless times, no injuries.

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Really? I cringed. If this becomes an issue, start spraying ammonia on your privates. It might sting, but so does a mauled vajeeper.

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I'm trying to think what would be worse for OP: ammonia being toxic or its smell? Hmmm. Tough choice.

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vajeeper, that is so awesome! Much better than vajayjay. (Although I do have a friend named Jay and we all call him vajayjay, it's only funny because he's gay though.)

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121 I personally like vagoo, but that comes from Least I Could Do. Somehow, it managed to catch on, at least among fans.

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I know my comment was completely random and not even helpful - but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to use the word vajeeper.

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This seems like a master plan: waiting for an FML about cats so you can make comments about girls' pussies without seeming like a creep. Genius! Except that you do still sound a bit like a creep, so there's still work to be done.

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Hmmm.... I didn't mean for it to come off as creepy, but I can definitely see where you're coming from. Total miscalculation on my behalf, my mistake.

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