By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Seegtease 0

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

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mrstanfords 1

that happens to me all the time...i know the feeling

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ohhdamn 0

damn you to hell, and others like you.

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garry24 0

get over it. this isnt even an FML. FMLs suck anymore

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xtaylorlautner13 0

that happens to me alll the time. i hate it!

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idkmybffjill1 0

your life must be very exciting if you camp out all night waiting for texts

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supercoolperson 0

IT'S OKAY! There have been SO many times where I'd be on the phone with someone and say, "Hold on, I got a text!" but my phone is just dying. Why would they make the phone-dying-noise and the text-message-noise the same?! =[

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starberries 0

155, Why don't you change your alert sound?

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