By nolove - 04/05/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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You deserved it 46 310

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 558
You deserved it 29 175

Top comments

How can anybody even say their life is ****** because they didn't get a text message? Personally, I didn't get a text message all day! MY LIFE MUST BE ******! However, on second thought, the fact that this upset you is enough for me to agree that your life is ******.

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jew_fml 0
vballbabbyy 0
Blardo 0

Must be a woman if you get sad or whatever you wanna call it over this.

alwaysloveashxx 0

Yeah, this isn't an FML. You don't deserve it, but your life isn't horribly awful because you didn't get a text message. Since there's no "Who the hell cares?" option, I'm putting YDI...

Seriously? Your life isn't ******. Get over yourself.