This is shit

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 01:22 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 790
You deserved it 6 570
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

suckmyassitsmell 0

Someone is ready for anal!

105 2
suckmyassitsmell 0

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

78 5

Comments

suckmyassitsmell 0

Someone is ready for anal!

105 2
talb1 7

Lol. Made me chuckle. Yes I said chuckle. :3

17 4
completedumbass 0

34 Boys should have bangs

7 8
BeccaEatsGlitter 0

How do you see through you bangs.? xD' buut.. They are reeaally cute :3

4 7
deaper 16

You DO realize that you ARE #2? Right? …......freehand Oh wait... the OTHER number 2! :: Smacks forehead :: Doh!

12 1
SupKev 0

lmao! wtf? can i have some of w.e it is your on?? lol

14 1
j_cat187 19

fml for having a lame enough life to post this

0 20
tygerarmy 35

Talk to your boyfriend. Otherwise you'll continue to have a shitty sex life.

32 0
suckmyassitsmell 0

Haha, shitty.

3 5
Buchitoo 4

lmao. I see what you did there!!!

3 6
ahdelinablue 0

or she could just get another one. that will satisfy her. #jussayyin

2 14
mintcar 9

Wow, this is sad. if you want your sex life to improve, then I suggest you talk to him about it.

12 0
suckmyassitsmell 0

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

78 5
unidentified_sta 5

Depends on the shit y'know. I've been on the toilet up to 20 minutes occasionally. Needless to say I felt very satisfied after that. Perhaps he just can't compete with your addiction to shit pleasures?

15 0
JuuuusssstFML 0

? that's not a good sign

0 3
emcee3 0

in his defense pooping is very satisfying..

12 1