This is shit

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 01:22 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
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suckmyassitsmell 0

Someone is ready for anal!

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

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iceingdeath4 0

**** that shit and talk to him about how shitty he is at *******

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BigBagel 0

you took the whole shit thing too far Mister

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BigBagel 0

Alaskan *****! they don't last very long but neither does your boyfriend

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kenyrabit 25

Eew. I know what that is! - but, perhaps you're right. Combine your pleasures.

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farm_dude 0

poop while hes railin it to ya. twice the pleasure then.

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howicu 0

way to shit on his ego.(that was my first pun ever)

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perdix 29

Give the guy a chance! Maybe if you add some fiber añd castor oil to your diet, your ***** will speed up and your man will be competitive with the time factor. If you get such pleasure with things coming out of your ass, you might see what it feels like to have something coming in . . . and out . . . and in . . and out and iñ...

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perdix 29

Good one! That could be her most satisfying dump yet.

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fthku 13

YDI. Sex isn't one way. I find that even when I initially had sex with women who weren't exactly ****-star level, talking to them and giving some constructive critisicsm can do wonders. Oh, they can do lots of wonders..

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