This is shit

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 01:22 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
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suckmyassitsmell 0

Someone is ready for anal!

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

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ElricMustang 23

Hey! A dump is the most satisfying thing ever :P

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secretlady99 6

you do know it takes two people to have sex right? maybe move your hips or something....just a thought.

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LolCandy 27

All those people saying she should put effort into it via "moving around"... wouldn't that just speed things up even more? I know kegel muscles are lovely things, but they don't exactly prolong things- rather they do the opposite. Actually reading the whole FML makes your comment make sense.

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Cavsfodawin 21

Your sex life shouldn't matter if you truly love him.

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anormalperson 25

Then talk to him about it. He won't know how you feel unless you communicate with him about it.

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