This is shit

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 01:22 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
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suckmyassitsmell 0

Someone is ready for anal!

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

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kaylareed 0

exactly what I was thinking #10 :) someone gets it!

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emodude44 0

Time for something to go IN your ass since you like it when things come out of it.

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lonelyboy412 0

At least you get satisfied with something. It could be worse.

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gumzy 6

How can taking a shit be satisfying? To me it hurts because I have to squeeze the shit right outta my ass? Also I suggest having a secret ***** sex life.

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zenti 2

It hurts? You may want to get that checked out.

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gumzy 6

Nooo. Not like that. you know that feeling of squeezing a massive amount of pooh from your butt? That's what I mean.

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zenti 2

Oh, gotcha. Just thinking about that makes my butt hurt.

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Luky13 0

uh... dood? the "massive amount of pooh" youre spewing right now is NOT coming from your ass.

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DropDead77 11

lameeeee, where did you take the dump to? :P

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