This is shit

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 01:22 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
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suckmyassitsmell 0

Someone is ready for anal!

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suckmyassitsmell 0

Too bad this is fake. Girls don't shit. The poop fairy comes and takes it directly from their lower digestive tracts with her magic wand.

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Mourningstar 4

Find a guy with a thicker dick, mabey that will help, being shaped like a kickstand (long, thin and bent at the end) is not conducive to having great sex...... my ex says so...

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irwitty 0

tell him that and you wont have.to worry bout having.sex

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filthyfrith 0

I would agree with no 74 :)

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filthyfrith 0

To do this you need to talk to him, guys like to be told what to do

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princesskittie 0

Really? You couldn't say I had to "poop"? Dump? Your a girl. Maybe he can't satisfy you because you don't satisfy him. Realize some other shit.

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uchihastephy88 25

Wow lol #96... Not every girl has to follow the societal norm for a guy to be pleased with her. What a shallow misconception.

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