Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first...

By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By ouch - 29/01/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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tintiddle 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:14

"Today, a teacher convinced me to play baseball. He then started to hit me in the crotch and head with the ball. Now I can't pee without it hurting. FML"

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 9 November 2009 0:32

You got both his heads!

Comments

safirekatt 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:32

That must have hurt.

Drakon_fml 7

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:36

OP, uh, somehow, I'm pretty sure that your student got the raw end of the deal there, and not you.

alexandraa_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:46

Plus some of these dont get moderated and approved in the same day that they are submitted.

StaticDown 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:52

How hard is it to miss? and the student should have grabbed the ball. In highschool I got hit several times and it's because I didn't go to grab the ball, I knew the other person didn't mean it. I guess it depends how the student sees it, if he doesn't like you he'll think you did it on purpose maybe and if not then he'll just get over it and not want to play ball again.

HahaYDI 0

Monday 9 November 2009 4:38

+10 points for a headshot. +20 points for a crotch-shot. Epic win on your part.

TooBored13 0

Monday 9 November 2009 8:56

If its a teacher playing ball with a student its not likely to be a high school. It was probably some poor 1st grader or something, which is why OP feels so bad.

Hoplaka 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 2:57

Not every single one. you can erase 'Today," by pressing backward.

clumsylittleme 11

Thursday 24 November 2011 7:03

OP needs to stop playing ball.

newmandotcom 6

Sunday 8 January 2012 11:58

Love the way you think...

Drakon_fml 7

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:35

Yeah.....somehow I think he got the worse end of the deal.

ShetHappensxx 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:43

FAIL

sodahhhr 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:47

10st!

mohamedrocks 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:49

you deserve it for hitting little kids crotches

sodahhhr 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:51

i meant 9nd

ClumsyJason 3

Monday 9 November 2009 0:16

No one cares if your the 9th commenter. It's 9th now 9nd

sodahhhr 0

Monday 9 November 2009 0:21

No one cares if YOU'RE the 18th commenter. It's "not" not "now"

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 9 November 2009 0:47

Except that he didn't claim "18th". Duh.

TooBored13 0

Monday 9 November 2009 14:34

That was hilarious 19. I just cracked up in my calculus class, I couldn't help myself. Now my teacher thinks I find vectors hilarious.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 9 November 2009 21:25

Good sense of humour. :/

Kid011 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:52

wow

popoman 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 23:56

It depends. If you're a man, YDI. If you're a female, then society does not expect you to excel in athletic matters as much as it expects of men. It's somewhat sexist, but that's the world we live in.