Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear ending the person in front of me. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 11:54pm - misc - by prettyinpurple - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 8:50pm - misc - by Ab (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my on-and-off boyfriend of 8 years asked me to cheer him up. I told him that I'm in love with him. He said "Oh, I just wanted a blowjob." FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by leelee50 (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by hatethatiloveyou (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by a manly woman? (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still availiable. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 6:47pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 6:41pm - misc - by feenix89 (man) - United States (Ohio)
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