Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Yudansha (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 4:59pm - intimacy - by Mr. Hopeless (man) - United States (Wyoming)
Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)
Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 3:40pm - misc - by samrodpuertorico (man) - United States (New York)
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by kiwi (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, I told my mom I was going through a growth spurt. She said "Yeah, horizontally." FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said "Do I have to bring you?" FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by sarahhh (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by hhaannnnaahh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by The V Sal - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by shinoza (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
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↑ supafly208's comment : hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.
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