Today, my boss told me I'm not working hard enough because I take French classes two mornings a week and therefore I won't be getting a promotion. If I want the promotion I have to stop taking my French classes. These are the same French classes I was told I originally needed for the promotion. FML
by French / 05/04/2011 at 1:29pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Work
by ohmylantis / 05/04/2011 at 10:50am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML
by lottielondon / 05/04/2011 at 9:47am / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by woah / 05/04/2011 at 7:51am / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
SpicyDuck's comment : Some peoples children.
Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML
by anonymous / 05/04/2011 at 6:01am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
by Derps / 05/04/2011 at 5:11am / Denmark (Midtjyllen) / Miscellaneous
illmatic2's comment : She deserves a high-five.
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
by kayt240 / 05/04/2011 at 1:41am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Violent_Kitkat's comment : Well this shows how commited you are to your relationship...
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML
by Cuppycake / 05/04/2011 at 1:33am / Canada / Health
by Username / 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML
by LightsOut / 05/03/2011 at 1:58pm / United States / Work
by moetplease / 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm / Singapore / Love