By Anonymous / Sunday 29 July 2012 04:25 / Denmark - Frederiksberg

Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML

By cheaterscheat - / Sunday 29 July 2012 01:21 / United States - Saint James
By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 July 2012 22:15 / United Kingdom - Warwick

  Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

By feminista - / Saturday 28 July 2012 20:38 / Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I asked my best friend if he would do me the honour of becoming my son's godfather. He replied, "Um, that's just rude. You know I'm an atheist." Huh? FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 July 2012 18:29 / Canada - York

Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 28 July 2012 16:02 / United States - South Bend
By anonymous / Saturday 28 July 2012 13:26 / Lebanon

Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML

By Insomniac - / Saturday 28 July 2012 09:56 / United States - Wasilla

Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML

By em from Cali / Saturday 28 July 2012 08:07 / United States - Visalia

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

By love_to_live / Saturday 28 July 2012 04:17 / United States - Waupun
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