by Nick / 05/10/2011 at 3:37am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Miscellaneous
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
johngarber24's comment : hey that is a great price
Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML
by whyme / 05/09/2011 at 11:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by loser / 05/09/2011 at 5:12pm / United States (New York) / Money
ZingDooper's comment : why would you want to keep it?
by starcatch777 / 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, an unpaid intern had his first day at my workplace of seven years. As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my first day. The intern completed it in 37 minutes. We've always been told it's impossible. Guess we all have to start working harder. FML
by 19apollo91 / 05/09/2011 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Work
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a work mate I took a sip of the tea which I had forgotten was boiling hot and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
by Username / 05/09/2011 at 1:23pm / China / Health
by wtfseriously / 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
GrooveSponge's comment : I'm assuming you didn't win the argument.
by moron / 05/09/2011 at 1:15pm / United Kingdom / Health