Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my two best friends decided to boycott Valentine's Day, ditching their boyfriends to hang out together. Not only am I single, but I wasn't invited. FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by videochat (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by NoValentine (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my mother was driving me and my friends to a wedding. My friends and I were talking about birth control, and then my mother chimes in, "Yeah, I used to use the sponge, but the spermicide would always burn your dad's penis." FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Grossed out (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 3:50pm - animals - by Anne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by faye (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
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On 02/14/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by semi-depressed (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 1:23am - misc - by clementine8 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 11:43pm - misc - by crazycutie1027 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Yudansha (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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