By DeeGirlMon - / Friday 3 August 2012 05:24 / Canada - Calgary

Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML

By HappyMan - / Friday 3 August 2012 02:14 / United States - Corpus Christi
By danonno - / Thursday 2 August 2012 21:08 / Canada - Nelson

Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 2 August 2012 19:16 / Canada - Lloydminster

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

By purplexangel - / Thursday 2 August 2012 17:32 / United States - Lubbock
By skrillexblewme / Thursday 2 August 2012 16:30 / United States

Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML

By Pizzaguy - / Thursday 2 August 2012 16:22 / United States - Dundee
By Anonymous / Thursday 2 August 2012 14:12 / United States - Phoenix
By opinaise / Thursday 2 August 2012 13:00 / France - Toulouse
The illustrated FMLs
By opinaise / Thursday 2 August 2012 13:00 / France - Toulouse
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