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Quick, form an angry mob, get him!
Drive to the stoooorrrreee!
so you going jew hunting or what?
Scissors, silly.
cut off some pubes and use super-glue to make a regular looking mustache... or, if you have enough pubes, a full beard if you're so inclined
i read one like this before.
take the batteries out of your remote or somethingg!!!
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That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this. Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"
Scissors, silly.