joliexoxo

About Joliexoxo

hi! I'm jolie. I like anime, bands, and just about anything.

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Work is a 4-letter word
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, my mouse works.
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Santa Claus
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Joliexoxo's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dumbo - / Thursday 30 July 2009 14:43 / United States

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jimmy / Monday 30 November 2015 21:27 / Canada - Orangeville

Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it