By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States
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Thatretard95's favorite FMLs
By me - 06/09/2009 21:33 - United States
Please?
By mandinga - 06/09/2009 21:35 - United States
Old dog, new tricks
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By Sadtimes - 17/09/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom
Whoops
By mmv - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By mudafkrmas - 18/09/2009 04:14 - Canada
Classic
By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States
By ellibits - 18/09/2009 07:29 - United Kingdom
ellibits tells us more.
By London - 18/09/2009 08:06 - United Kingdom
Nice guy
By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia
By cl512 - 18/09/2009 13:33 - United States
Rolled
By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States
By oh_its_true - 18/09/2009 19:23 - United States
oh_its_true tells us more.
To those who think she made it up to get out of the date...i initially thought the same thing too. so i said "listen, you dont have to make up some crappy story like you are on Jerry Springer. I am old enough to be told the truth." So then she started crying. Loudly. Which made everyone look at me like I was some jerk for making her cry. She then tells me its all true and she doesnt know what to do. I tell her maybe jail will straighten her man out and get him straight. I got up and walked out, passing the waitress who was on her way to our table with our drinks (to be fair, she ordered a coke)...i tossed around $40 on the tray and hit the door running. i later remembered that i left my gloves on the table... that is a totaly true story.
By MgmEboy - 19/09/2009 21:36 - Canada
Break in
By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States
Hi, I am the original poster, and I don't think he's ugly; just his mugshot isn't exactly flattering. But whose is?! Apparently he used to steal a long time ago to overcompensate being secretly gay. Whatever, he's no longer my problem.