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By claralolipop - 03/01/2018 00:30 - France
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By claralolipop - 03/01/2018 00:30 - France
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En effet, le technicien qui est venue à dit à mon époux qu'il était un miraculé sachant qu'en plus il était seul à la maison : en cas de problème, personne pour les 1ers secours ! À sa décharge, divers facteurs ont mené à cette situation : 1/ le constructeur a mal placé le grillage du jardin. Le câble électrique n'aurait jamais dû être du côté de chez nous. 2/ EDF n'a pas complètement fait son boulot car il aurait dû y avoir une épaisse plaque de fonte de protection sur le câble et elle n'y était pas ! Lorsqu'il y a eu une autre panne de courant dans le quartier quelques jours plus tard, mes voisins m'ont appelé pour me demander si mon mari bricolait encore... Raté, il était au taf !
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Bonne année tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Je l'avais postée il y a plusieurs semaines et je viens de la voir publiée ^^ L'année commence donc bien (même si je n'ai pas eu le super mail m'annonçant la publication). Quelques précisions : la VDM en question a été vécue par belle-maman, bientôt 70 ans quand elle était ado / jeune adulte (bref ça remonte il y a plus de 50 ans). Certains l'avaient deviné (notamment quieton86 et taxman) : belle-maman est l'aînée de sa fratrie et son père aurait préféré un fils, au point qu'à la naissance de ce dernier il l'a considéré comme son premier enfant. Cette phrase n'est malheureusement qu'une illustration de son manque de considération, il y en a eu bien d'autres :-( Et à l'époque il n'y avait pas de discussion possible... Bref VDM à belle-maman