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About Metaska
Un suisse trentenaire, toujours motivé pour une petite discussion ;-) Je réponds toujours.
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Metaska's favorite FMLs

PilPoil_ tells us more.

Ben disons qu'il s'est bien marré, mais il a pas capté que je voulais l'embrasser. On va essayer une autre fois..

menthallo tells us more.

Bien le bonjour VDMiens, afin de mettre fin aux commentaires du genre "les enfants sont de plus en plus désagréables", "Je suis psy et cette réponse est signe d'un profond mal-être" ou encore "les programmes télévisé de plus en plus violents rendent les gamins agressifs", je sors de l'anonymat. Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et en réalité la petite fille c'est moi, ou plutôt c’était moi il y a 17 ans de cela. Je vous rassure je suis parfaitement équilibrée, ma mère est en pleine santé, je n'ai pas épousé mon père et j'ai grandi avec les Minikeums et Disney. J'ai beaucoup aimé l'idée que j'ai pu être influencée par Astérix ou Blanche Neige et les sept nains ! Si je n'ai pas toujours été tendre avec mes parents, ils ont su tenir leur rôle et m'élever correctement pour faire de moi la femme comblée que je suis aujourd'hui ! Il faudrait que je demande à la principale intéressée (ma mère) comment elle a réagit quand je lui ai dit ça parce que je n'ai appris cette anecdote que très récemment et bien entendu je ne m'en rappelle absolument pas !