About Taylorvsnj_fml
Alright, so I just moved into my aunts house in South Jersey in October (month of my B-Day (worst ever) after being released from placement (juvie). I'm not a bad kid, I was just the unlucky kid. Today I train and use MMA as an outlet. I went to a small town school my whole life until this year. I was always the hot/badass/popular chick, never a bully. I was always looking for a good time. Life hasn't really been a good time for me LOL. Only a month of it. Especially after getting "locked up" and being a nobody here near the Jersey Shore in a town with the gayest name I have ever heard. I'm not going to get into my past to answer "wtf happened." I'm not on here for a guilt tripp, or to share a full life story,`or tell you all the different "be happy" (fail) meds I've been perscribed... Or tell you how to self medicate for your shitty situation... Let's put some humor in this everyday bullshit the sober and honest way! :D
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By offbeans - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 02:29 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 November 2010 17:55 / United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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