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animallover - 26/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my beloved guinea pig has impaction. For the rest of his life it will be my duty to clean out his rectum manually every month, or every week/day if it gets worse. FML

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kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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