NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Kimberly
France
Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
:/
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
tbeemcgeebee
United States
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Clout chasing
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Jakeok
Fraser, United States
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Baileyy
United States
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Anonymous
Desperation
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.
CitrusGirl 0
No one keeps track of how often you're online or offline unless they too have no life.
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Comments (133)
anakaren_831 1
do you?
DRock525 0
I think the answer is no, since it was posted here, assumable right after!
andy231245 4
seriously guy come on
ChickenInMyKitch 4
I go offline so I don't veto talk to people haha :D
ChickenInMyKitch 4
oops, have to*
abbi96x 0
You go offline on Facebook and come onto here? Teeheehee..
mmmskittles 3
I was thinking that too. Chances are you go offline and then browse other sites or Facebook thinking if anyone noticed youre gone.
plataapusss 0
it's a social network obviously he has a life
sterlingarcher 1
ahaha you get off facebook to come on here?? classic! sounds like something i would do..lol jk jk i actually have a life ;)
Justforlolz 14
You know, this sounds alot like a previous FML that was posted. Amirite?
ienjoithinqs 0
it's not like it only happend to one person. Amirite?
imacreeper 3
I have a bunch of friends who are facebook ****** and they have lives =]
kcluna 6
Just cause you are always on FB it doesn't mean you don't have a life, it just means you have a smartphone!!
TookaWooka666 0
I don't so the social networking thing myself, I know it is under constant supervision of the goverment along with everything else in our daily lives, come to think of it I probably shouldn't be commenting on he-.. oh shit!!
XZeenon 1
Clearly she doesn't... What's the matter with people asking obvious things?
A7X_LoVeee 10
118 see comment 69. DERP.
LilyZombie 8
20, your legs are way too skinny D:
15949058 4
Nobody knows -.-
DreaminOfMusic 0
wow that's sad
ultrabroski 0
Screw you, Internet! irony.
L3Paparazzo 7
op is one of those people who comments on everything .
curleyQ97 9
I do that but it's because I just don't want to deal with people. In the past I've accidently walked away from my computer with it on and guys have gotten mad at me for "ignoring" them.
wmsdubstep 6
That's actually quite sad.
iAmScrubs 19
The people on chat are also on Facebook. If you don't have a life, they don't have one.
chino627 0
my cell phone keeps me online for chat so when a actually look at FB I get a lot of messages saying get off FB
Imabigbeast 5
op has a life, because everyone on fb has a life. what better way to spend your day than to sit at your computer, playing games, and updating your status whenever you doing something, such as going to bathroom.
bodmonontheblock 0
facebook is so boring its like jail writing on other peoples wall all day and getting poked by strangers
Imabigbeast 5
lol
chance4eva 0
so true
livin_plur 0
haha 48 I love that
bodmonontheblock 0
haha :)
destinyo_ox 0
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
johnnybagodonuts 2
was it really that funny?
chimpsndip 0
Maybe he just thought of something funny. Like a cow. It's a funny cow.
mcrepas 19
Hahaha! Silly cow! Yes I did actually think about a cow...
mccutie936 6
your fat.
15949058 4
MEAN IT ISN'T FUNNY
YacL 15
Instead of pretending you have a life, you could actually go and get one. Just a suggestion. Anyway, yeah, that is sad. FYL.
ilovemaxborseth 0
aha I agree too
Scalabrine44 0
I do that sometimes...
rocketeer_97 1
i think ive seen this one before .....
joooeee 3
that's what she said?
lajaynay 15
I was thinking the same thing.
sheagstaz 0
wonder where you got that from
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
where I got what from?
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
maybe you should ACTUALLY get off Facebook, get out of the house, and meet a nice man. I'm sure you'll find that to be much more satisfying.
sheethapins 13
What if she's a lesbian?
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
sigh. then find a nice hot lesbian lady
hawright 13
Sheethapins really? I mean what if she us a necrophiliac??? that is so gay, we get what she was trying to say, draw some inferences
ConradDavid 1
why did the conversation from the comment above flow into this one... I don't git it
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
you saw that too?!
RaineLee 5
Go out more. Stop sitting in front of your computer all day.