The Joker?
United States
Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironies a b*tch
Chatham, United States
Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
burr415
Hägersten, Sweden
Crusin' for a bruisin'
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Nice
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
Imnotfromhere
That Netflix show
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Anonymous
Red flags
Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
wallet? GONE
Pueblo, United States
Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML
Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Anonymous
Lexington, United States
Nice neighborhood
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Top comments
flockz 20
i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.
CCrunner2 0
I guess he's not always good.
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Comments (205)
xGolBLiiN 1
that sucks FYL.
NastyNinja31 0
Robin needs to stop trying to b batman
qyka 5
Totally
CoconutMuffin 5
i love how OP's name is "the joker?"!!!
SuperPineApple 0
Gotham City needs a new hero?
Richard16 0
goblin your profile pic looks like you would do something like that lol
ilovepotatoes419 14
oh yeah
CattyPurry 0
batman's were just doing their job. what do you expect? you are The Joker(?)
jennjdub 6
Batman #2! Toss me the shark repellent!!
roflcopter423 0
Batman is the hero Iowa deserves, not the one that it needs.
xGolBLiiN 1
why is everyone thumbing down my comment it is a FYL haha
batman4eva3113 0
dear u u rock
WellThatSucksMaj 0
Well, are you dressed as the joker?
rallets 23
were they wearing hockey pads?
enonymous 9
1 - I applaud you for dressing up to replace Robin but The **** does not strike fear into anyone and you have no utility belt
pertained 12
One of them was a fake!
wolflover44 5
132 what about lesbians? I'm pretty sure **** may scare a few of them.
enonymous 9
138 lesbians loathe the ****. There is only one **** women fear. The African anaconda ****
chuckychan 8
the night is always darkest before the dawn
J1hill33 12
they lived long enough to see themselves become villains
tatababe 1
am I the only one who pictured OP as the joker
kcircuses2 4
yes
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Awww it wasn't superman? that suxxx... XD
idontcare8l 3
109- because if you wanna say FYL there's a button
BagleHead 6
Maybe they were trying to tell you that they were orphans?
CCrunner2 0
I guess he's not always good.
iLOLatURpain69 7
Man I gave Bruce Wayne a valium and said 'Settle your ******' ass down, Im ready for combatman' Get it calm batman, nah
genesisnirvana 11
OP could have looked like the Joker hence the reason he got attacked
juicedboi 7
That is why you always wear your "Muscles Glasses" suit outside of the house. The thumbs on this comment will inevitably determine how popular EMT really is.
zco101 1
op should of bit them and said he was Dracula
takanuva0123 0
Don't ******* mess with the Batman!!! Hes the hero Gotham needs, but doesn't deserve. Or something like that........
ProudTexan117 0
Muscles glasses..........awesome
partyfool2011 4
25- or he looked like the penguin.
forest1wolf 9
did he atleast find out who the real batman was?
GoodLookingGeese 10
darn! you met Batman! No.. two of them and still complain - you ungrateful bastard!
GoodLookingGeese 10
they both were
baseball6917 8
should've told them you were robin
idontcare8l 3
94 - nah I think it would be more like Ozzy Osborn
ssoccerchick97 16
Two guys separately, or at once? FYL anyway, but FYL even more if it was twice XD
rattusrattus 19
Wouldn't they get into an argument about who is the real Batman if they attacked the OP simultaneously? Although if that happened I would film that and stick it on Youtube. :D
theaws0m3guy 4
Lol one after anither
SwaggerMelon 6
Why do serious OP?
YayFlameWarz 9
Batman: The Dick Knight!
Snodes 0
Lucky :(
BOOSCAREDU 0
I never get attacked by batman! And OP got attacked by 2! Lucky!
MyPencils 5
lol
swasticop 0
OP got attacked by batman and his doppleganger
FlurffyPupQueen 7
Possibly it's true, op is the joker. But what if batman has an 'in hiding' foreign twin brother named Bitman and his accent sounds as if it's saying batman. Think about it.
weezypanda420 22
I wish I was the OP. I wanna meet batman
flockz 20
i guess today wasnt the best day to wear your purple pimp suit with your green wig.
Uraharas_Bankai 1
Also, it wasn't the best day to try out that new red lipstick and smear it accidentally
waswashere 0
And not the day to ask people why they were so serious
flockz 20
and not the best day to rob a bank and escape in a school bus.
DKjazz 20
OP's user name is "The Joker?"!
TheHoboWerewolf 0
**** Heath Ledger! He ****** up that role so bad! Jack Nicholson. Best. Joker. Ever.
dstivers 0
Maybe you should consider plastic surgery if they confused you with the joker. Js
icic6772 0
NO way man I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jessie12198 0
haha! im bat woman.. lol
StopDropNRoll 11
But Batwoman had nothing to do withthis attack?
flockz 20
hi im flockz
IndigoFuckYou 9
**** you all. I'm the Joker.
IndigoFuckYou 9
**** you all. I'm the Joker.
IndigoFuckYou 9
**** you all. I'm the Joker.
seeunexttuesdays 6
I think the jokers pretty hot....just kidding.
Absurd101 0
Hi flockz im Absurd101 :o
iluffmcrandbvb 1
hi I'm that person in your closet.
Dr_Jalepenos 0
I'm batlady and I'm a guy..
TheHoboWerewolf 0
And here's #166 for the win!!!
jcingram 2
Well shit I guess I'm alfred then. Alfred:"would you like the batpod sir.. Bruce wayne: In the middle of the day alfred, not to subtle...Alfred: the lamborghini then,umuch more subtle"
starwind3438 9
They are lying because I'm Batman.
seeunexttuesdays 6
I think the jokers pretty hot....jk
dstivers 0
Hey guys. Why so serious? It's a joke.
BaconDave 12
Wait, I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.
Rae13 5
Maybe they meant bad man. :P
getviolated 5
maybe they were necrophiliacs and thought OP was Heath Ledger... too soon? too soon for Heath Ledger jokes?
pieintheface 0
2 batmans? MADNESS
CoughDrops 5
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
WtfLoser 13
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, aw :) Just means you're worth the effort to fight over? Chin up, s'not bad!
allard 14
Hahaha. Snot.
seeunexttuesdays 6
Real mature! Lol
allard 14
Hahaha, Sorry. It had to be said.
TheRealHouse 7
When you're out with your honey and her nose is runnny you might think it's funny but itsnot
man_in_black08 28
supp.. duck face :p