Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt, wishing us well on our exams. My sister's said, "We know you will do well." Mine said, "We will love you no matter what happens." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML
Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I received a letter in the mail from my Grandma about how much she adores and loves me. Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than my sister, Leah. I'm Leah. She'd put the letters into the wrong envelopes. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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Top comments
gemzroxya 0
Dear Aunt, Happy Birthday, Your getting old but we still love you. From OP. xox
KatrinaKitten 16
I'm sure they mean it in the best intent.
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Comments (97)
Olovio 5
**** punt that bitch.
tsim_fml 0
atleast they still love you. FAFP
Darth_Naru 0
They must think you'll do horrible. PROVE THEM WRONG!
mfmylifesrsly 30
14 not necessarily. my sister always did well on exams, where as I didn't always because I wasn't good at exams.
johnson94 5
36 - how can you not be good at the part that tests what you know? lol...
happysmartg 5
No, not really. Some people are really smart but don't do good on tests/exams. And OP, I'm pretty sure your aunt doesn't think bad of you. She sent you a good luck card for Pete's sake and she said a nice message. First, it's the thought that counts and second, it doesn't necessarily mean she thinks you won't do well. Don't take things so personal.
L3Paparazzo 7
no pressure :)
joooeee 3
maybe this exam was not academic, but rather a test for std's. Yeah we now know why your family is worried
Blueglasscup 18
I love you 55.
plataapusss 0
at least they said I love you in yours!:)
imacreeper 3
your aunt probably just wrote that because she didn't want to write the same thing she wrote for your sister. quit being so negative.
adjacent 2
You said "for" your aunt, and not "from" It took me a few times to read this to understand what was going on because of that, hopefully your test isn't in English :P
omg_a_BALLOON 0
the contrast of comments 1 and 2 are hilarious.
UtterCatastrophe 4
55: you are awesome. 46: I agree. I've never been a great test taker. I get "teat anxiety" and sometimes I get so nervous I forget the material. It freaking sucks.
sydneynault99 7
damn straight mother fuckeer .
KatrinaKitten 16
I'm sure they mean it in the best intent.
Death_From_Above 0
probably not
KatrinaKitten 16
Oh jeez, I meant that to be a thumbs up..:( ANYWAY... Yea, :)
KatrinaKitten 16
I know right? Sibling rivalry sucks!
KatrinaKitten 16
You're competitive. I like it.
KatrinaKitten 16
Yeah, we have to keep our comments in "context" anyway, or we'd violate comment policy. Dun dun dun.
Death_From_Above 0
31- WIN!!
hook_em 0
pie is good! chocolate, cherry vanilla pie, and caramel you can't go wrong with all 3 especially when they look good to eat
benjaminn123 0
24 - Only if you're losing haha
chris71sk8r 8
Just had apple pie! Apple pie ftw!!!!!
staceysgenesis16 0
pie...
largefoofighter 0
can't have pie without cool hwhip
violetdabomb 0
Dude your face is gorgeous
KatrinaKitten 16
Aww..thanks.
VitaLp 14
You feel it's necessary to post messages people have sent you saying you're pretty on your profile? Errrrgh
uncbballwins 0
72- jealous?
j2013t 0
wonder why mayne because shes beautiful and ir just a little jealous noone tells you because you are not that sucks
13yearoldboy 0
PIE
Imabigbeast 5
yeah, at least someone will love you
rein 8
Hahahaha win for family guy ref!
KatrinaKitten 16
Australian people hate me on here. That seems to be the pattern. And I post those messages cause it's a shout-out. Ever heard of it?
Donniehw 5
65 is totally right... they probably hate you because your beautiful and they aren't... or it's like a Facebook thing and they're like, "Hey... Australians. Let's hate on this chick!"
comment11111 39
still mean
traze 7
Prove her wrong or don't and see if it's true.
hopper5101 11
then try your best to prove them wrong, study and you will fine. good luck!
ZoZo17_fml 0
well, good luck, anyway.!!! maybe do really good and be like, "what now, sucka.!!!"
gemzroxya 0
Dear Aunt, Happy Birthday, Your getting old but we still love you. From OP. xox
gemzroxya 0
thanks :)
mrahhhhh 21
A good luck card just for exams? Jesus, if it's one of those premade cards, that's a bit much. Of course what else can I expect from the businesses that retool existing holidays or make their own just to sell extra cards?
riceicle1 6
It's GCSE time in the uk they pretty much help decide your future
mrahhhhh 21
So do the SATs, but they don't get their own cards here. And that's from America, where the weirdest and most useless ass products are on store shelves due to it being the one of the most capitalist places on the planet, second only to places such as Hong Kong.
lovepinkandzombi 0
hey man capitalism is cool man
mrahhhhh 21
It's a mixed bag, but I love it too. I love that we have the freedom to sell anything we want (as long as it's safe). Our free economy is why we have the greatest patents taken out per capita on the entire planet.
Futacy 30
Now, it's time to prove her wrong. Good luck.
ShelbyyCakess 0
did you get good luck money?(:
Wheredidgrungego 12
Not everyone was born smart! I certainly wasn't :(
keepmeonthedl 7
I like your username :)