Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML
Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML
Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML
Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML
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Im_An_FML_User 0
What did you do to make her think that?
mfmylifesrsly 30
Maybe OP is a ginger? Since we have no soul and are evil, you know..
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Comments (146)
Im_An_FML_User 0
What did you do to make her think that?
mfmylifesrsly 30
Maybe OP is a ginger? Since we have no soul and are evil, you know..
lifeisprettygood 0
Hey! I'm a Ginger and I don't think there's anything wrong with having no soul. I for one find it convenient to have Satan on speed dial. Furthermore the health plan is wonderful and it includes dental. although I do find it annoying how few attractive, muscular gingers like myself there are.
Tuesdays76 0
That's what you get for wearing those red contacts to work. Overly religious people may take that way too seriously.
MissBunny25 0
you should have made her a sandwich filled with capsules of tranquilizers. that would have showed her.
atlas22 0
shall I start the list...?
Jrefinne 7
OP must have looked ghastly.
cfrost11 0
gingers:D
nalia18 8
12&15 i hav ginger friends!!! :O My bf is a very attractive muscular ginger at that ;p!!! my bf doesnt have a soul... i stole that a looonnggg time ago. I steal gingers souls when they sleep then i give them to my father. Funny thing is, ima brunette
Snowstar 0
Anyone notice that 12 is, in fact, a ginger?
mfmylifesrsly 30
82 - no shit Sherlock. I even said "we" meaning I am one
Snowstar 0
Fu** off, I was notifying the people that had no idea.
mask724 7
probably the horns, piercings, & the split young gave OP away
SchiTzenGiglez 0
hey no fair, I won't be giving my soul to the dark lord until April 30th. Lucky.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Excelsi.
elainelovesyou 7
88 - Not everybody is as brainless as you.
mfmylifesrsly 30
88 if people didn't notice, my comment wouldn't have gotten so many thumbs up :)
t_fml 11
lmao nice onee
PeteyPablo12308 20
No shit! That was the whole point of her comment!
PeteyPablo12308 20
My previous comment was directed at #82.
nalia18 8
82 dont tell her to **** off! it was kind of her comment. dumbass...
alpaquette91 9
or are you ...
Tuesdays76 0
The reason op is making this an FML is because her cover got blown. Satan doesn't take well to that.
Takador 3
Judas Juda-ah-ah Judas Juda-ah-ah Judas Juda-ah-ah Judas Gaga-ah
valri3 0
^ A trashy song.
443mimi 0
what the hell! :)
ImaWiseGuy 5
old people are lucky, it's like they don't need acid to trip....
andres19 0
as you age acid is distributed into your system as your body slowly corrodes,
SchiTzenGiglez 0
really? that sucks for me, acid already brought on my schizophrenia, but I'm gonna be the coolest crazy old person
j_cat187 20
lifes a dream when ur old
kaylanicole1255 1
I wonder if OP and I work at the same place!!
cynide 13
ohh gosh, old people are so funny
agsilver 14
I just have one thing to say to the OP: are you sure?
bummervacation 10
Why didn't you play along?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Aww no that would be mean :(. I love old people lol.
Heather_x0x0 6
hahaha!!! that woulda been more funny #5!
awardZu 0
Today, I was fired from my job when an old lady thought I was Satan's messenger coming to take her soul to hell, and I went along with it. Totally worth it! FML
livin_plur 0
win 53!
ipwnlosers 4
I love the elderly.
ilikehamandbeans 0
iloveyou
bennybenben12 0
I can't decide of I hate babies or really old people more. -_-
kaylanicole1255 1
I loved old people too, til I had to work with them. This FML is legit my job!!
CAPTmok 7
OP works for a bank.
bummervacation 10
Or, according to the internet, he/she must be a lawyer. :D
rattusrattus 19
Bible Salesman. The Dark Master appreciates irony.
kittykat1497 7
@7 awesome movie reference
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
Drag me to hell?
perdix 31
After sucking up a half-hour of the time you have left on Earth, did you consider that maybe she's the devil's messenger taking your soul to Hell? Satan can be very tricky that way.
ipwnlosers 4
Oh shizz! D:
zourwolfe 0
fail.
lolmaster7654321 4
lmfao
bmsalinas 13
Damn, what is your job title?
Nimmrodel 11
Full patch. :)