Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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oboewhore_xD 6
Time for Nair? I think so.
AZUMIKKEL 3
Don't be too quick with self-praise!
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Comments (160)
Renrox42 0
Wow, if he was a real man, he would have been mature enough not to say something like that! :P
Ryan0510 0
Want me to buy you a razor..?
iamfunny 0
1st of all.... lol 2nd of all.... fyl 3rd of all.... lol
herrobear 0
Then shave it silly!
shannonreneee 11
Ah well, get some wax and it's all sorted.
jmtmxer 0
55-you look like a girl from my school
ipodseller 0
you should of been like “I bet that's what that fag has for a ringtone”
renaee 13
You commented on the wrong one, sweetie.
baseball6917 8
don't shave it cause then you'd have stubble. haha, WAX that shit!!
PurpIe 3
what a hairy situation
SuperAnthony 7
25, please tell me your name is supposed to be ironic...:(
shannonreneee 11
Was it really necessary to tell me on here? The site does have messaging facilities.
WiderWille 11
130, then why don't you use them?
shannonreneee 11
132, touché! Well played.
AZUMIKKEL 3
Don't be too quick with self-praise!
Eggers 2
Trollololol
fanceh 10
you should have said, "you and you're girlfriend have matching clits."
Kukakuka 0
That.... is hilarious
aardvarks 0
Better yet, 'you and your girlfriend have matching dicks'
oboewhore_xD 6
Time for Nair? I think so.
mk58 31
But waxing might hurt sensitive skin. :P
bodmonontheblock 0
how does one wax their anus
shumian 4
L.M.F.A.O!!!!!!!!!! T_T
epyk_pryncess 8
49- ask wisericky or boners. or the kids mom who got caught waxing herself.
DrJesse 10
49,very carfully.my friend did it once out of bordem.we laughed at his pain.(true story)
YacL 15
Everybody has a mustache, men's are just more defined and easier to see, plus women usually shave their's off.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Speak for yourself...
therealbmw 2
since when do women "shave" their facial hair?
mk58 31
Women who have mustaches usually have darker hair, those with lighter hair usually just have invisible fuzz (which doesn't cout as a mustache).
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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yeah what the hell are you talking about besides when u shave it'll just grow back 10x thicker and darker
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
41, they don't technically "shave" their facial fair, but my mom usually puts some white sort of stuff where your mustache would be located. :P
SpazzyJazzy325 0
dude if you wax your 'stach it's just gonna grow in darker O_O these are facts
aardvarks 0
Waxing doesn't make it darker, shaving does. 'Cause waxing gets it at the root, so it grows back the same: fine & soft.
IbanezSprinter 0
i don't know what you're talking about...girls definitely don't shave them because if you shave it, it'll grow back thicker and darker. Girls wax or bleach any noticeable facial hair. (Or pluck if they're brave haha)
zenti 2
I don't know where you guys are getting this information, but shaving doesn't make hair grow in thicker or darker. It may seem that way, but all you're doing is cutting hair.
4ll4b0utm3 0
you tell them mr scientist
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
128 are you an idiot of course it does ask anyone... well your friends are probs idiots too. Guess your outa luck ;)
moxie0dae 4
152 actually you're the idiot. shaving doesn't make your hair grow back faster. that's a myth. know your facts before you criticize other people dipshit.
shesayss 0
153: 128 said "shaving doesn't make hair thicker or darker", not "grow back faster".
Hetalia123 1
At least 128 can spell and use proper grammar.
zenti 2
152, I really shouldn't have to defend myself here, since you already screwed yourself over, but I don't have to ask anyone. I looked it up, and it's common sense. Why would hair grow in thicker and darker when (if shaving) you're only cutting the hair that's already out of the skin? How does cutting hair change its color? Please explain.
bfflrhea 0
uh no..
Saije 0
Its called a peach fuzz, not a mustache..?
ThatEmoBoy 26
some woman do shave their whole face, it makes their makeup go on smoother.
ThePunisher2011 1
Yes, your boyfriend's friends are assholes....
Stockholm06 3
it's not her boyfriends friends.
dkid_92 0
You need glasses dude
Emmy_The_Great 2
Or a brain.
stopdonkey 0
not her boyfriends friends tard
iAmScrubs 19
Strut that stash girl. Don't be insecure about it.
eminemchick 19
lmaoo:D
stevenmx86 8
"that I thought were checking me out"? Wow, you can stand to be knocked down a few pegs..
victoriaax3 0
Your boyfriend has some nice friends.
victoriaax3 0
I don't care if I mis-read this FML wrong. What's the worst that could happen? My comment gets rated down? Aw boohoo. Everyone make mistakes. Nobody is perfect.
kgray99 3
you misread it wrong? haha okay.
TheLetterZero 7
Double negative fail! :D
victoriaax3 0
do you people just scroll through comments looking for mistakes? o.O
rocketeer_97 1
yes.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
that was rude. should have said " more than what you got" you also may need to wax....
sxe_beast 11
How is that a good comeback? What if the person who said this had a beard?
TheresNoEffingwa 7
omg cant people jus read damn comments and go on with their lives. I didnt say " hey let's discuss what woulda happened if she said this. " not a discussion, a comment you don't like it then stfu and stop bitchin -.-
sxe_beast 11
I'm a *******.
Rape_Laser 0
56- you don't have to reply on every stupid comment.... if you did you could never get off fml :P
agummere796 0
so did your boyfriend have like no hair on his face or do you just have a little more than usual?
lilmisslovely13 15
if that were the case it wouldn't be an fml