Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
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Shootamonkey3 0
Slimfast, it's delicious.
canttouchthis90 0
lmao
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Comments (204)
canttouchthis90 0
lmao
urdirtyolduncle 15
She should've followed it up with, "Also, I'm not going to be mean like you; I'm gonna share mines!"
marijuanasmoker4 3
Your daughter just made my day.
Shootamonkey3 0
11 - I don't get why people say that. I never laugh or say this FML made my day because it didn't. I've only smirked at ONE FML. Some people are weird :P
esu 5
at least she looks up to you
sourgirl101 29
Keep in mind, 11 is probably high.(:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Some of us are easily amused, which helps cuz if I wasn't my boring life would be purty depressing! :D so lots of simple stuff can make my days(: And I'm lucky(:
SeasonedLemur 5
Exactly what I was thinking 29!
_Itz_Meena_ 0
34: same here! :D
penguinonastairc 0
At least she didn't say, "I want to have big junk like mommys' when I grow up!"
jjmierau 0
This sounds like scene off of the Pacifier..
Justine94_x 31
Haha I loved that film^
roro9944 0
lol ur fat
CheckMyProfile 17
well I guess it's time to start fitness. : )
jbsington 8
I'm amused by "purty"
GumbetGirl 1
I love that film!!! and I agree, it does!!! Mmmm.. vin diesel!!
futtbuck101 1
I find this difficult to ********** to..
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
16 u must be miserable because this was funny
Sheepish 0
16 is right. I was thinking the exact same thing...who actually laughs out loud or even smirks at FMLs. They're entertaining, yeah, but not "make my day" funny.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
159 I lol all the time when reading fmls, I've seen a Fml where op was reading fmls and loled during a lecture on slaves. Lighten up and laugh it won't hurt I promise.
robghomeg 0
haha ur ******
Shootamonkey3 0
Slimfast, it's delicious.
CitrusGirl 0
Beg to differ. I think it tastes nasty. But if little girls are jealous of your breasticles, taste doesn't matter anymore.
Shootamonkey3 0
I was being a smart ass :P
CitrusGirl 0
Me too lol
Shootamonkey3 0
O_o
Tuesdays76 0
Let's just pretend she said that because OP has such huge pectorals.
mmedeiros14 0
Slimfast actually doesn't make you skinny by itself you still need to exercise a lot it just makes you eat less. Btw your the only person I've seen say pectorals instead of pecs.
OMG_N3RD 0
Slimfast doesnt make you skinny
Ahhmanwtf 0
lol
Priscilla43 2
**** you Fucken china girl no one Fucken cares!!!!!
franniedottp 8
what about you for being a ******* racist bitch?! is there something WRONG with being Chinese? ******* sunbathed like you piss me the hell off
franniedottp 8
*dumbshits... **** auto-correct
shulgafish 0
they see me trollin' they hatin'
FML_Sidewayz 0
Oh, man, that's gotta suck!
sns_fml 0
first!!
ImaWiseGuy 5
haha, I bet they wrap around to....
tiswine 0
he is a FATSO BINGO DAD loll
number1beaner 0
hey at least you always have pair of **** to play with haha you have to look at the glass half full
mcr0cutie 0
cute(:
msmandy 0
hahaha well maybe somebody needs to loose a few?? ;)
Nimmrodel 11
Or have breast reduction surgery. will help his back to.
EliseAqua 0
38 *too
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
maybe he is a juicehead and has huge pecks
staceysgenesis16 0
yeah .. dont complain and loose some weight .. lol
MisherzzSquisher 0
Awww lol thats really cute!
Perksofbeingawal 0
SAY WALLAH?
skeezle 0
how did you do that with your picture??! ha
olii_fml 0
Use the front camera on Ipod or Iphone 4 and a mirror I think :)
AssassinzCreed 0
How do you know that Term?
DavLynn 4
lol yes 21
DavLynn 4
well, I guess she could earn that trait of yours too. let's hope not
Gianca1208 4
That's a cool picture
ninjaloverx3 0
I was thinking the same thing
Perksofbeingawal 0
LOL, I'm a girl.
xxhewoxx 0
breast reduction?
fjretsel 1
you can go bra shopping and trying then out together with her when she's in her teens, dad. way to go.