trev
United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Boston, United States
The indignity
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
annie
Own it
Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML
unknown002
United States
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Marcilor001
Oops.
Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML
Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
ms piggy
United States
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Desks are so judgmental these days!
Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML
Anonymous
On a scale of 1 to Annoying…
Today, I was telling my friend how much I love my 20-year-old kitchen scale, because it has this one handy function that even new ones don’t have. Later, my mom melted it on the stove and isn’t even convinced she should buy me a new one. FML
fatass
United States
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
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kruzito 0
Time to buy a bigger one!
shovels 0
Jog to the store and buy a new one...
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Comments (209)
kruzito 0
Time to buy a bigger one!
YourMomsFml 0
or lose weight dur
kruzito 0
Or it commited suicide.
liquidfireKAN 0
C-c-combo breaker!!!!! sorry
futtbuck101 1
Yeah like one of those where they cows and shit
Ryley1 0
I would think that there would be a major difference in the weight of cows and shit.
khaya 9
Next time don't bring your baggage with you when you weigh yourself.
YacL 15
Sounds more like OP brought other people with her.
Tcaret300 12
Oh Khaya, you make the good one!
KagiKayla 0
It's okay OP.. the scale just didn't like you.
forest1wolf 9
op would be from the us too..
JacksonCampbell 9
I think it's a sign....
pertained 12
This reminds me of the American sized Wii fit balance board!
Ryan0510 0
sounds like a heavy situation. aha.
EvilPotato 15
well that's not a good sign.
xxsarahfxx 6
this is unrealistic. scales are supposed to hold a lot of weight, so I doubt it actually "broke".
maiimpressivetit 0
it measures up to 300 pounds my brother is 310 (muscle) so this is realistic :/
xxsarahfxx 6
different scales takes a different weight amount. still, I think it is still unrealistic.
Goaliefriend 5
HAHAHA !!
baseball6917 8
exercise!!! don't buy a bigger one. that's what's wrong with people today. they're fat and they don't care. personally I think it's gross
fireflames113 6
that's what she said
Rawr_means_love3 0
Oh. whoops :) I read that wrong :)
hilariexcore 0
I agree with 127. I've been working my ass off to lose weight these last few months using a free app on my phone. Anyone can do it. I don't understand how people can just not care what they look like.
Randuhh_17 4
137-really?..cool, what's the app called?..
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
165 have some for my ipod and they're called daily workout and they have one for your arms butt and a cardio one then i have another one called lose it and you track the calories you ate and burned... all of them are really good :)
texxan87 0
yes!!! finally someone with a brain!!
MyMuse7 0
Just get a new scale :)
urdirtyolduncle 15
Atleast it didn't say "To be continued."
awesomeooo3 0
If it is because of a faulty scale, then just go get a new one. There has got to be some place which does them cheap, and don't worry about it. If it's because you are too heavy, you definitely deserve it for letting yourself get that fat.
Dennisse_47 17
I stopped looking at scales a long ass time ago lol. OP don't worry about it I'm sure the scale was a piece of doo doo anyways and as long as you're happy with the way you look, then you don't need a scale to give you numbers :)
marijuanasmoker4 3
You don't need a new scale, just do like Big Black and go get weighed at a recycling center.
EatnBeef 7
I imAgine those truck scales would work for you. if not then youre fat and sol
Rawr_means_love3 0
@Kruzito, you really shouldn't tell someone to kill themselves. Some people might take it to heart. You don't know what they're going through....
xxsarahfxx 6
Americans these days.
LordGoober 13
He said "or it committed suicide" not "you should commit suicide" learn to read.
carlosestrada1 4
13- it just ended, it was too much to keep counting :x
carlosestrada1 4
I meant 39
SmexiLexii 3
Yo Mama Much?
MilanKing 0
sure it did...
pinky1234 0
I know right!
sensoon15 7
31- I feel worse for the scale. poor dead scale.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
yeah I highly doubt that the scale would actually break I mean scales are designed to with-stand a lot of pressure.
lol32360 0
haha agreed
alicecanitbe 0
don't feel bad, maybe the scale is old and it just broke
andrew_thomson 9
coincidence? I think so!
lakeybalboa 0
average weight means nothing
hilariexcore 0
Especially when America is so obese.. (I'm on the Android apparently, I can't see where the OP is from.)
hilariexcore 0
lol app* not apparently... Stupid phone "finishing" my words...
darcimckeown 3
ahahah FATSO!!!
darcimckeown 3
I'm not a ******* dumbass? how does tht make me a dumbass?
Eggers 2
29- yeah you're right. you're more deserving of the title "******"
iheartbewbies 0
29, by not being able to spell "that".
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
oooohh. you want some ice with that burn!!!
luvppl 6
you forgot cream... ice cream... "you want some ice cream with that burn" lol :)
Silenthunter 0
That's just stupid.
luvppl 6
XP I thought it was funny so I apologize that we have different opinions, jeez...
sensoon15 7
47- LOL I thought it said ice cream at first and then I read your comment so I was like oh it said ice.... i like ice cream better. so +1 person who finds your joke funny.
luvppl 6
yay!! :)
fastballbabe 0
thanks captain obvious.
sannamm 5
this FML could be a yo mama joke haha
pickles1994 18
it has been used already as a yo mama joke
Onlynamethatwasn 0
umm... no
hiyourcute 0
It happens, OP, it happens...
madster88 0
what does OP mean?
ghostlilac 25
original poster
xo_kat_xo 0
original poster
jackien1 6
Original Poster
Rape_Laser 0
I always wondered but never asked
hiyourcute 0
Guys, I'm pretty sure it means Owl Pickler...
tbonez1996 0
original poser
TomFeltonFan 0
it's telling you, in it's own language: "LOSE SOME F***ING POUNDS!"
epyk_pryncess 8
holy **** did you really self censor your ******* self? that's ******* retarded... get what I'm ******* saying? hahaa I couldn't ******* help it :)
xxlauruh 0
uh, good one.. also, your tattoos look like ******* shit. get that shit ******* fixed.
xxsarahfxx 6
^ win
hilariexcore 0
119 - Stop ******* bitching about everyone's tattoos. They're not on your body and you DON'T have to look at them. Grow the **** up and mind your own business. Her tattoos are very well done and so are the tattoos of the other girl you bitched at the other day. I highly doubt they really care that their tattoos bother someone on the internet.
xxlauruh 0
you're face looks like shit. get that shit fixed. or liposuctioned.
fgwrxfiend 11
i agree with xxlauruh..those tats do not look good..especially there..n for 135's face?? eh whatever seen worse
TomFeltonFan 0
haha that's nice, now go the **** away. (:
xxlauruh 0
yeah she's dumb.
epyk_pryncess 8
168... is that all you can say? "she's dumb." ouch. I think that left a mark. if you want to insult me, you'll have to actually apply your brain to it!
xxlauruh 0
I actually did, and they deleted my comment lol.
epyk_pryncess 8
yeah divine modtervention? I don't think so. but we will roll with it. :)
xxlauruh 0
uhh..good one? lol you and your poorly dome tattoos are laughable.
xxlauruh 0
all I was originally trying to state, was that your farfetched attempt at...dare I say...humor, was awful. just awful. but oh boy, you can say the F word. you'w so rebel with your unoriginal tattoos and unwarranted use of the word ****.
epyk_pryncess 8
poorly done? put a pic up. don't talk shit if you're too ashamed to be seen. and I was simply making a statement: the site is called fml, meaning **** my life. and you're lame attempt at censorship is hilarious. just drop it, before I make you look stupider than you already are.
xxlauruh 0
by stupider, do you mean...more stupid? wow if that wasn't irony, then by gosh, I don't know what irony is.
xxlauruh 0
puppie406 23
Aye now, don' be rude yo
shovels 0
Jog to the store and buy a new one...
mexicotoucher 7
Or better yet, stand on all of your expensive things and then make an insurance claim
thebestof1984 0
Don't buy cheap scales!!