Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML
Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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kewlone645 8
LOL FYL, hopefully they left the right amount for the bus. :P
FallonFerSure 6
At least they're considerate ;D
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Comments (132)
clarissa_Gyall 0
haha!! now walk it out walk it out!!! lol sux for you!!!
chunkeechunks 0
Why complain about free money?
chunkeechunks 0
Why complain about free money?
Everday 0
aww those are the kindest thieves ever
sterlingarcher 1
hey at least they left some money :P
mintcar 10
The fact they left pocket change isn't the issue here. OP is complaining about stolen tires. Replacing them (with used or new tires) can get pretty expensive.
clarkie_boi_8494 0
what a kind peeple
KiddNYC1O 22
I'd be more worry about the rims than tires...
KiddNYC1O 22
That was to #20 lol
littlemissFYL 5
stop bitching, they left you some money right? that's what's wrong with the world today, people don't appreciate what they have.
Fobbs 2
#52 Well would you be appreciative for a car you can't drive, due to the fact that the friggin tires were stolen. And if they didn't steal the dang tires there would have been no need for the bus money in the first place! Sure the thieves were "considerate" by leaving money, but if they weren't idiots and as considerate everyone is making them to be, they would have taken the bus themselves, rather than stealing the tires!
lmfaoooooooooo 4
it's ok 26 will get them he has a gun
jondivey 9
#52 your stupid, tires are expensive a bus ride is like 3 bucks or something.
MIAMIDJ 0
well he doesn't have any tires
zp5 4
Take the bus like they said.
s3xymoma 1
#59. whats up :)
sterlingarcher 1
that's what private messages are for ^^
kcluna 6
I rather for them to leave my tires, instead of bus money!!!
Tommananaze6T9 4
why dont they use the money they gave you so they can ride da bus?
rocketeer_97 1
66- perv .... & by the way, putting "3" as an "e" in "sexy" is not cut3.
francisw93 3
Haha, a few by the looks of it.
littlemissFYL 5
my gosh, why are you thinking so much into it? it's called sarcasm, something FML seems to be lacking on. I'm not that much of an idiot you guys.
YouFailForLife 7
Lol thats good karma.
Fobbs 2
Well at least they didn't take your whole car, just the part you actually need ;D
yuviluv 5
but if the issue is that the kids who stole the wheels must have nedded them for something urgent, then thts okay. they showed that they meant no harm byleaving him money for the bus as to not leave him without a ride. and how does OP even know that it was kids? maybe it was a couple of his fiend playing a prank.
MilkyFilmz 26
Do you know how much tires cost? The bus doesn't cost much. Idiot.
kewlone645 8
LOL FYL, hopefully they left the right amount for the bus. :P
Judahsh 8
That honestly is kind of thoughtful...
RaaabbleRabble 0
lol, what trolls.
tsim_fml 0
are u kidding? those kids are hilarious!!!
natiscool101 0
Yes.....
FallonFerSure 6
At least they're considerate ;D
iStayTrollin 0
Yeah maybe he doesn't deserve to drive because he drives suspiciously sober.
looraa_fml 0
why are you complaining? you got bus money! suck it up!
ashax3 0
when it happens to you and you dont have a car to drive, you can suck it up !
Angi95 3
Uhh have you ever paid for tires it's a lot of money. Not only that but his car is probably going to get towed because he can't move it more money. But hey look on the bright side he has enough money for the bus that's great.
rrrmmmvvv 0
#7 I'm going to go steal your tires and leave you bus money so you can "suck it up".!
Garytt 0
After #94 does that, I'll mug #7 for the bus money >:D
you_failed 15
Haha sucks! At least they were kind robbers! xD
kewlone645 8
It was probably change out of his car ;D haha
DreaminOfMusic 0
hahaha! good one!
DocBastard 40
They left you enough money to buy a bus?
looraa_fml 0
not just a bus, THE bus. the bus of buses. op is sure one lucky guy
illmatic2 16
The Magic School Bus? Ahh, memories....
staceysgenesis16 0
i have a magic school bus in my back yard .. its pretty uhh mazing .. its hot pink ..
ant1078 7
staceysmomhasgotitgoingon
flickyourbic1223 7
76 Your probably too young to be in on the magic school bus joke but thanks for playing along.
Hotlanta 5
the economy sucks right now and everyone is affected.... clearly..... desperate times calls for desperate measures. that does suck tho OP : (. BAHAHAHA
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Buy some skittles instead. They always make me feel better.
CookieCrazy 8
m'n'ms are where its at
hellosir23 0
sour patch kids
Badtz_maru_fml 0
I find it funny how the comment beneath you has a picture of Spongebob with a rainbow :D
HeavyMetalViking 0
They make you shit rainbows and go "NyanNyanNyan" all the way.
ImInABox 6
The wheels that are still on the bus go round and round!
meggieh815 0
the wheels on his car go round and round.. on someone else's car. :)
NerdybutHot 3
lmao, you basically called it for what it is. Too funny.
silvac13 0
agreed!