By Megan - 17/06/2012 19:38 - United Kingdom - Neath
The Top
Good catch
By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 23:52 - United States
By nunyabiz112 - 09/02/2016 05:02 - United States - Pompano Beach
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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:54 - United States - Torrance
By almost broke - 21/02/2016 13:24 - Czech Republic - Brno
By cammy123 - 08/05/2009 05:25 - United States
By Mr. X - 23/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Southborough
Is this seat taken?
By sochunky - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bromham
By sericane - 04/03/2016 20:03 - United States - Pittsburgh
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I must say, these comments had me laughing my ass off. To elaborate a bit, he had no idea it was me coming. He didn't even acknowledge or notice it at all. I'm fairly certain he was stoned out of his mind, because he barely said 2 words to me. When we worked together, there was always something off about him. He got fired for always calling off due to supposedly being homeless. Well, the house I delivered to was hella nice. So, idk. Lol. Either way, I tried to avert my eyes and just finish the transaction and gtfo of there. When I got back to work, the rest of my coworkers had a big laugh when I told em what happened. Lol. Definitely something I did not need to see. Lmao
By NeedsANewApartment - 13/01/2016 05:54 - United States - Wurtsboro
By fucktelstra - 17/03/2016 11:42 - Australia - Adelaide
By xmelissadavisx - 28/11/2015 12:21
Pros and cons
By GrandTheftArson - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Waterloo
By stoggie96 - 22/04/2012 15:34 - United States - Wooster
By Broken - 03/11/2015 18:13 - United States - Billerica
Nostalgia
By Fatty - 06/05/2009 15:04 - United States
By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States
Think before you speak
By Takuma - 20/05/2009 05:10 - United States
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By _7_8_9__1 - 12/01/2016 03:25 - United States
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OP here! I love coloring, but the designs in my favorite book are so complex, it's difficult to find a number of compatible colors. I was trying to use mostly bright colors and ran out of selections. I am already medicated and in therapy for my anxiety along with other things. @18 thank you for the advice! I might do that one day and I'll let you know how it goes!
By nohair - 24/04/2011 14:06 - United States
Ass man
By blaaargh - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Seymour
From bad to worse
By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 19:04 - New Zealand - Dunedin
Keeping up appearances
By vanessax - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Crown Point
By badtimingdude - 18/08/2009 16:34 - Mauritius
By maryrain - 11/08/2011 09:35 - United States
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I'm not saying that all midgets are disfigured. what I meant was that that particular person has an actual disfigured face. And yes, I do have a legitimate reason for my fear. I don't feel inclined to share that reason because then all of the people who already believe I was being an ass will still not agree with me. the last thing I wanted to do was hurt/insult her.
By anon_smh - 18/02/2016 04:37 - United States - Bozeman
Don't take your eye off the ball
By armybrat - 10/07/2009 00:19 - United States
By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31
Tipsy
By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville
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Who's to say it wouldn't have happened after marriage? And two sets of twins? Who would abort? It wasn't a bad relationship, just ended badly that's all. People divorce after ten, twelve, hell twenty years and none of them deserve it in my book. Ijs.