Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I heard that my ex wrecked my car. He'd "borrowed it" and has had it for 2 months. He refused to return it. I went to the police and they went behind my back and "attempted" to retrieve it yesterday, without me. This just caused him to run away. FML
Today, I went on a trip to DC. When I got back I found out my car was stolen. Apparently they didn't know how to drive a stick because it was only 4 blocks from my house and the engine was blown. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
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mustangbravo 27
You at least get to press charges.
football98_fml 20
And I set fireeeeee, to your car, watched it burnnnn as I ran away
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football98_fml 20
And I set fireeeeee, to your car, watched it burnnnn as I ran away
NYM88 26
Love the smell of burning nap.. I mean car in the morning!
whoredom 21
I hope the crazy girl sex was worth ??
SpyroMello 29
There's a reason why it says ex
RenamonFucksLuna 21
She wanted to watch your world burn
NostalgiaFreak9 43
File a police report ASAP.
mustangbravo 27
You at least get to press charges.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Oh my that's awful, not only about your ruined car, but having to deal with someone that crazy and vindictive. Press charges, she not only took the keys to try and attempt to steal your car, but then set it on fire afterwards. Might also want to consider a restraining order, with her behavior she might come after you directly too.
thesmeagol 22
If the girl wanted to go after op, I don't think a piece of paper will stop her that well.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Sometimes even getting a piece of paper is enough to scare them from not coming after you. However, the benefits of a restraining order is if the ex is even within a certain distance of OP, he can call the cops and have her arrested.
gabechriswill 19
never understand why exes do these things as if there is no punishment...police report and lawsuit should keep her away.
Ipeh 20
A manual transmission is quickly becoming a way to protect your car from people stealing it, at least in the US.
hacksaw246 24
If only it protected from fires too..
suprisebitch 20
I never understood why people in the US mostly drive an automatic, I mean it's easier yeah, but I prefer manual, so much better to control.
human321 11
well I know just enough to drive one
tiptoppc 21
Wish that were true. The 5-speed in my Honda Accord didn’t stop it from being stolen, nor its shitty condition
jeffprobs 29
You should thank her, cause now you can get a new car from her pocket as well as watch her get jailed
Ipeh 20
Not really. Maybe OP had really worked on that car, tuned it, or restored it to perfect condition.