Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, while in the airport, I had to use the washroom. Upon exiting, I got confused due to an excess of mirrors and walked directly into one in front of an audience. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
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Top comments
ben26_fml 0
why did so many ppl say YDI? how the **** is anyone supposed to know whether a mirror is normal or a two-way. and at target, who would know target has a two way mirror...FYL
that_guy321 2
EVERY target i've ever been to has those two way mirrors. You can even see through them if you look closely enough. plus, you were on your way to the bathroom, couldn't you have done it there? YDI.
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Comments (120)
brasileirinha 0
Oh wow that sucks. But maybe YDI for not checking for a two way mirror (press your finger up to the mirror...if the reflection touches your finger it's a two way mirror...if not, then it's a normal mirror). :D
nates0210 0
you're an idiot number 1. OP did you look good?
lolpwntdumass 0
It's a one way mirror not a two way mirror you dumb shit. And your not gonna die. This isn't an fml.
Moooooo_fml 0
usually if u press ur finge to any mirror the reflection touches ur finger :/ have no brain much? yea I think so.
indiecindyx 0
for gods sake stop taking this so seriously. It's not as if every FML has to be sinister and horrible. p.s - Bad luck OP !
toqwert 0
the cow goes mooooo and actually it is true, that's how you tell. might wanna check you vision there.
Invasion976 6
Both mean the same damn thing.
MattM95 16
Well #119 if you remember your science classes you would know what he means. If you put your finger against a normal mirror in your house you would see a gap between your finger and the reflection. If it's a two way mirror you would see your finger connected to the reflection (meaning there is no gap). But I don't think it's OP's fault. Who the hell would check a mirror in the open? Maybe a washroom mirror because you want privacy.
ola_ 0
Ok the only thing that is, is embarrassing. If you think your life is fu*ked because of that...you're a retard.
onigiriqueen 0
You ARE a retard. No doubt.
plethora 3
#1: What?
ben26_fml 0
why did so many ppl say YDI? how the **** is anyone supposed to know whether a mirror is normal or a two-way. and at target, who would know target has a two way mirror...FYL
AnonymousUsers 14
Most targets do
DeadmansInkXXX 0
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL
hk_fml 9
LOL. Oh man. That is so embarrassing.
sophiepento 0
It wouldnt be that embarrassing minus the nose checking
ohhhhshizzz 0
#1: What? Your finger touches your reflection if it IS a mirror. @OP: IDK why so many people say you deserved it, who would know that Target had a two-way mirror, where the hell?
Kissusexy1010 0
Lmao good for u hahahahahahahaha