Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML
Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poop. FML
Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML
Today, I found out that apparently the pipes for my toilet were never connected, so anything you flush just falls out onto the basement floor downstairs. I've lived here 4 years. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
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FujisakiChihiro 24
Who the hell flushes a weave?
NonScaryPumkin 22
Who flushes a weave? I know sometimes people get weaves that are so ugly they never want to see again but you set that one fire or throw that in the garbage not flush it down.
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nyenisu 14
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Must've been a shitty weave
Shadowpartner 11
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RabbitOfAurora 28
Don't worry #1. I hate 'shitty' jokes as much as the next FML reader, but as someone who has experience with fake hair I can appreciate the humour in this one :)
MassiDelta 28
I learned that the hard way... Several times
ohSNAPyall 27
Now it is.
ertyert 12
well I mean......free weave?
more4me 27
Dude, no.
ertyert 12
I don't see what I did wrong tbh
Arthurie 30
Yes, here, take this free, shit-soaked, probably smelly, nasty weave I plucked from the sewage pipe, where all sorts of bacteria or whatnot must be, not to mention the person who wore it beforehand and if they had any head lice or dandruff. But hey - free weave?!
BamaBorn 10
Some people don't get sarcasm.
aperron96 18
#2 was obviously being sarcastic. nobody is dumb enough to use a weave someone flushed down the shitter
RabbitOfAurora 28
C'mon guys, he was obviously kidding. Y'all need to lighten up. Don't worry #2, made me laugh
snowkittyyy 18
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Well...that's disgusting. I wanted to make a pun but that's grossly overused and honestly kind of shitty. Well crap, I did it. :/
Izzamee 17
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What a SHITty situation. Anyone? No? Okay.
thecitizen 15
Original
Vintage_Cola 29
That was so forced it wasn't funny.
ThrottleJockey 36
Just like love and farts; if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
False_Stupidity 42
That was so forced, they're probably constipated.
samlovesham1234 9
No no, it was a hairy situation.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Strange..
crimsonclouds 19
I'm sorry OP that's so disgusting.... I hope your apartment will be cleaned :(
Mackade 18
Who even.. thinks that you can flush that down the toilet..
ThrottleJockey 36
You're incorrectly assuming that there was a thought process involved.
drayloon 50
My stepmom and her oldest daughter do hair in my dad's apartment from time to time, and inevitably, strands of weave would make their way onto the carpet. My dad bought an expensive Dyson vacuum a while back specifically designed to suck up pet hair and other shit without clogging, but eventually it succumbed to the destructive power of leftover weave. Powerful stuff, man
RabbitOfAurora 28
#7, my family is renting a new place and the toilet was backing up every 6 weeks. On the second call to the real estate office their phone person asked... "What, again? Are you flushing chicken bones down there?" Turned out there was a clog in the pipes that were off of the property and we had to get in the top guns for it because the plumber wasn't insured to go that far. But honest to god... "chicken bones"
FujisakiChihiro 24
Who the hell flushes a weave?
NonScaryPumkin 22
Who flushes a weave? I know sometimes people get weaves that are so ugly they never want to see again but you set that one fire or throw that in the garbage not flush it down.
epicx22 22
Exactly, dispose of it the proper way?.
more4me 27
maybe a kid, or by accident ?
pedinhuh 23
The horror!