Today, my 7-month pitbull chewed up a framed picture of my parents and another framed picture of my other pitbull. Maybe he's mad I don't have any pictures of him framed yet? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
Today, I woke up to find two pitbulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Today, it was my next-door neighbor's birthday. Over the past year, his pitbull has attacked my stepdad several times and put some stiches on me. Lucky for us, the dog was finally put down. For his birthday my neighbor got a new, bigger, pitbull. FML
Today, I woke up and got out of my room to find two pit bulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
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arioch_fml 20
Did you catch him in the act Op? If not how do you know he isn't being framed?
Glowworm56 27
Get him his own framed picture to chew on!
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Comments (16)
arioch_fml 20
Did you catch him in the act Op? If not how do you know he isn't being framed?
Fritterzz 13
Don't your frames have glass?
Glowworm56 27
Get him his own framed picture to chew on!
RichardPencil 32
Do you have any framed pictures of Mr. Worldwide, 305? You'd better hide it because your puppy doesn't like other Pitbulls! Dale, dale, if you know what I mean.
Regulate 21
Tried way too hard with that one, sunshine.
Regulate 21
Tried way too hard with that one, sunshine.
Regulate 21
Probably going to delete my account now. A double post every time I reply to someone's comment. Kill me.
Regulate 21
Probably going to delete my account now. A double post every time I reply to someone's comment. Kill me.
RichardPencil 32
Adios, muchacho! No soup for you!
Talented73 54
Serves you right for not having any frames pictures of him. Tsk, tsk.
wmayrhofer 18
Your pit bull is a jealous master and you're not in control. you need to regain control before the dog chews people instead of pictures
sweetbliss3 37
you should research Pitts. they're actually really good dogs, aka babysitters. they're trained to be mean fighting dogs. any dog can bite or be aggressive.
Lobby_Bee 18
Get him one of those dental bones to chew on. It is probably just an itch in his teeth he needed to get rid of.
GoogieWithers 25
Seeing as he has moved in with you, he is just trying to make it more homely for him by leaving his mark.
readingrachel 9
Puppy just likes to chew
GhostFox 34
He might be having separation anxiety if this occurred while you were away, or his teeth could be bothering him. If it happened while you were at home, it could still be anxiety, but you'll have to narrow down the causes by observing him. Until then, extra playtime so that he has less energy when he's alone.