Today, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I didn't feel like cleaning it up, and I took a nap, intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't, but my feet soon did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
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Top comments
WinkleBottom 13
Deserved it, you did.
cmayer 20
You might need to look into anger management if you throw things bc you had a bad day..
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Comments (74)
WinkleBottom 13
Deserved it, you did.
Jake_Hale 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
She did deserve it! I wonder what she was mad about!
DaDezza244 31
Disregard this comment
ty7in_topic 31
#17 the OP is male.
ty7in_topic 31
Clean it first, he must.
Jake_Hale 7
*he
CloudBustah 20
Talking like yoda, you are.
jesustitts 20
#63 Stating the obvious, you are.
jococo7787 3
Y'know, i kinda sympathize with OP, cause we all have those really bad days. Thats why it makes it more imperative that you clean up your mess, or not make it in the first place, cause you just made your day even worse by stepping on the glass.
ughnotthatgirl 9
That you is? Yoda?
cmayer 20
You might need to look into anger management if you throw things bc you had a bad day..
Damian95 16
Yeah we all have bad days. Its just important to keep your chin up. Letting things get to you means you are beat. Staying happy and strong means you are winning the fight.
DFresh503 8
Sometimes you gotta break a cup. But sometimes when you break a cup, you gotta remember the clean up.
MsConfusedd 27
Maybe try punching a pillow next time
AnOriginalName 19
And then forget that he punched it and try to sleep on a flat pillow? I'll take glass shards in the feet before a flat pillow any day.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
OP needs to learn to get a handle on his shit. We all have bad days once in a while, but we don't throw items at the wall. Acting like a ******* child isn't going to rewind time and make the day go away. It's best to look forward to see where you're going, instead of looking back at where you were.
Wolstenholme 11
Karma's a bitch, sorry
euphoricness 28
Damn that sucks though, Karma helps inanimate objects more than me :(
JocelynKaulitz 28
Stomp the pain and anger away now!
Co1121 11
Future note; don't buy glass houseware items.
corocoro 30
Plastic's more classy anyway.
Cheezes 7
YDI OP. People who break things out of anger disgust me. Grow up.
TexasBitch 13
She broke a glass, she didn't kill someone. People who overly use the word disgust make me want to break things.
lochiamochia 25
He broke a glass. Indeed, he didn't kill anyone but perhaps it was because there was no one around at the time. In my experience, people who break things do not limit their anger to just inanimate objects. If someone else is around and things escalate, I've witnessed destructive behavior turn into violence. OP should learn to control his anger and put all that energy into something less destructive like running, biking, kickboxing, etc....
katejones 8
I'd rather not have someone with this kind of lack of self control learn martial art skills....
hannaaaahr 33
41, then you obviously don't get what the martial arts are about..
SamanthaNGoree 10
I don't care how mad you are, why in the world would you just leave broken glass laying around. Glad there was no one else around to injure themselves. YDI.
Welshite 40
Throwing things angrily; the ultimate act of immaturity.
punkyboy 11
ya they should punch things like a man
justmyswag 9
YDI Witcho lazy ass.