Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML
Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML
Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
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Stoic_fml 0
Shouldn't Have Took The Bet Unless u were 90% positive u were going to win which u didnt. Look on the bright side this shirt will get you tons of ass.
ShadowNine 0
Omg lmfaooo. Get owned
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Comments (198)
ShadowNine 0
Omg lmfaooo. Get owned
Rakayum 0
what was the bet?
BLiNdZoRz 3
it was probably a bet to see if he could get his girlfriend to ******
youreanidiot 0
on a similar note to #31, at least apparently she doesn't have that much of a problem with his penis size...
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
i like pickles.. do u?
KiSsKiZzy 0
YDI: for puting on make up and being a big fat ugly ****** who likes the taste of cum going down his throat!!!
Rhad 0
Kiss, please go kill yourself
candy62195 0
seriously? that is completely inappropriate and uncalled for.
HahaYDI 0
God dammit you both just fed the troll...
iiTEMP524 0
Yeaah this did not happen
wrestling49 0
KISS WTF IS WRONG WITH U!?! STFU, I JUST LOOKED AT UR PROFILE PIC, U HAVE A MUSTACHE!!!! and yea this is a freaking hillarious FML
Alexxx_Anarchist 0
Please observe the sign, people: ______________________ |Do Not Feed the Trolls!| ----------------------
CrackhouseDoug 0
It's neither FYL or YDI if it's true. And KiSsKiZzy, why do you have a moustache?
Casualt1234 0
he probably bet that he didn't have the world's smallest penis.
skullbashd 3
lucky there's the invetion of jackets…
You_Just_Failed 0
YDI for loising to a women!! Never show weakness or your done ;)
newmanlyman3 8
stay inside all day and play roblox
Crncj 0
and he git that shirt where....?
britches 0
This isn't an FML. You lost a bet. Suck it up.
kindofgocrazy 0
Yeah, definitely not an FML or a YDI, it just happened.
Kiwi_Splash 0
The FML is the outcome of losing the bet: wearing the world's smallest penis for a month in public. That's the FML, not the fact that he lost the bet. Anyway, hahahhaha OP. I think you're gonna have quite a reputation around town.
darren824 0
also lost his dignity
Stoic_fml 0
Shouldn't Have Took The Bet Unless u were 90% positive u were going to win which u didnt. Look on the bright side this shirt will get you tons of ass.
Vitamin_C 0
uh small penis =/= lots of ass...
MikeonFML 17
Ass-hole comments from random strangers...
Mr_Guy_Dude 17
Don't be so mean to vitamin C, he keeps you healthy
f_u_u_f_f 0
i saw one once that said "i'm big in Japan". i don't know if it was trying to say what it sounded like though.
Callyn 47
A lot of unimportant bands in the US are popular in Japan. That's what it meant.
audax 0
Actually, I think they chose that phrase because it's a double entendre
RJB 0
Cally- Asians are sterotyped in the world to have small dicks. Therefore when they say "I'm Big in Japan" when you look at an asian's man wiener(lol) its small(the stereotype) so your saying Im big cuz the asians are small get it? and what you said is correct though alot of shit bands in USA are very popular in japan.
theta_fml 0
It's actually a triple entendre. One for the bands, two for the penis size, and three for height.
kirbz 0
hahha YOU ******* DESERVE IT FOR AGREEING TO THAT XD
volleyballgirl16 0
owned you betted on it so suffer the consequences, make sure to wash it everyday, YDI
Nonamerequired 0
How many of these shirts have you got? Or don't you change clothes?
sublime93 0
Lol this is what I was thinking
Nonamerequired 0
High five =)
Ecchi_fml 0
Girlfriend win.
likeOMGwow 0
totally.
cthulhu1138 1
The general rule of thumb is not to bet anything you're not willing to lose.
Inoku 0
I want to know what the girlfriend's bet was.