Broken
Billerica, United States
Today, I took my nephew to the roller rink and I broke not one arm but both. Now I can't even wipe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
All fall down
Today, I tried to go rollerskating with my kids. I wasn’t even able to fully stand up before I fell and broke my leg. FML
skating101
Canada
Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
dad
United States
So, here's the thing…
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
Not funnu
Cape Town, South Africa
I need a wipe!
Today, I crashed my motorbike and broke both my arms. I now have to rely on my mom and aunt taking turns to do everything for me. FML
Old
United States
It's not an age thing, it's an ice thing
Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML
Anonymous
Someone's getting coal from Santa...
Today, my nephew stabbed me in the knee with a colouring pencil. The hospital says he ripped a hole in a tendon and I need surgery to fix it or one day it'll snap. I’ll have a limp for the rest of my life. FML
Anonymous
United States
SK8 OR DIE
Today, I tried to be the cool older cousin by teaching my nephew how to skateboard. He’s now doing tricks, and I’m sitting on the sidewalk with a sprained ankle because I haven't skated since the Bush administration. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Anonymous
Midland, United States
SK8 OR DIE
Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Top comments
bigmusclebro 20
At least you didn't break your legs! Don't need your arms to roller blade!
wanted_2_want 40
It seems that you were in a roll. Not a good one but a roll nevertheless. Sorry OP
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bigmusclebro 20
At least you didn't break your legs! Don't need your arms to roller blade!
FitFriday 32
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wanted_2_want 40
It seems that you were in a roll. Not a good one but a roll nevertheless. Sorry OP
slingerslasher 24
Too bad a toilet paper roll is now too much for OP
zAstonish 20
I hope this doesn't lead to an incestuous relationship with your mother...
thatnucca 36
That's quite unfortunate...
peteto818 28
But you can type?
Misswildsides 22
When I snapped my arm I was still able to text and type with those fingers, even with a full arm cast. It was difficult nonetheless, but possible.
Exobadger 15
How are you typing this without extreme pain from moving your arms OP? I'm pretty sure it takes movement to use either a keyboard or cellphone ._.
ohSNAPyall 27
OP's hands aren't wrapped.
ColonelSloth 4
Ouch OP, that really sucks. . . But how did it happen? And how are you typing this? This FML raises a lot of questions.
604 11
Well... At least you can't be considered armed and dangerous. Amirightoramiright?
Tyrez 32
No
alvarny 17
the right to bear arms no longer applies
suckceed 17
Stay away from your mom.
NicoleP1993 29
I'm really wondering if the people downvoting you don't get the Reddit joke... or they DO get the joke and that's why they downvoted you... *shudders*
purelymixed 17
I don't get it
kelciimackk 24
Were you born with glass bones and paper skin? Break your legs every morning and your arms every afternoon? At night, do you like awake in agony until your heart attacks out you to sleep?
bigmusclebro 20
CHOCOLAATTTEEEEE