Today, I delivered a pizza to a former coworker. He answered the door with his pants below his ass and his junk hanging out of his boxers. FML
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sericane 20
I must say, these comments had me laughing my ass off. To elaborate a bit, he had no idea it was me coming. He didn't even acknowledge or notice it at all. I'm fairly certain he was stoned out of his mind, because he barely said 2 words to me. When we worked together, there was always something off about him. He got fired for always calling off due to supposedly being homeless. Well, the house I delivered to was hella nice. So, idk. Lol. Either way, I tried to avert my eyes and just finish the transaction and gtfo of there. When I got back to work, the rest of my coworkers had a big laugh when I told em what happened. Lol. Definitely something I did not need to see. Lmao
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el_bell3618 29
Did you ask if he needed extra sausage?
ComoEsJuan 24
It's the meat special.
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Comments (48)
el_bell3618 29
Did you ask if he needed extra sausage?
Vagitarian4life 14
That must have been hard.
YourGrammarSucks 12
I must admit, I only checked out the comments to see how many of them would be of the Meat-Lovers type. Wasn't disappointed that the first one referenced sausage. :)
Farklez 23
Hot stuff.
sumi90 12
It alright OP! He must have known it was you. Perhaps he was just trying to cheer you up.
whysobeachy 37
#14 - You mean unless the two are dating. (I don't mean to suggest that OP and ass-guy are dating. I just thought 14's statement was incomplete, because my boyfriend can definitely cheer me up with some nudity).
ComoEsJuan 24
It's the meat special.
Bluedy 17
Good Old Friends!
cheshirecat13242 32
He's living the dream :-)
freddygasman 18
and you're living the nightmare.
Agtthepw 21
And now the question is: did he expect you to give you a special welcome or does he simply have no reserve?
MegasaurusRex89 28
Tell him you charge for extra sausage.
Shadow_Trooper 8
Sounds like the intro to a really good porno!
tin_cup 27
What a visual! I'm still laughing!!
sydarther 7
Sounds like he's hinting at wanting something more than a pizza.