sericane

Miss Washington, Pennsylvania 34 years-old In a relationship

The Sbeak 13 February 2009, 15:54 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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offbeans 17 February 2009, 02:29 United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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sericane 4 March 2016, 20:03 Pittsburgh, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I delivered a pizza to a former coworker. He answered the door with his pants below his ass and his junk hanging out of his boxers. FML

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