By 43vera10n3 - 19/09/2018 08:58 - United States - Huntsville
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raven_of_azarath tells us more.
Not a morning person
By Anonymous - 26/07/2018 01:30
By Ted, E. Vic - 01/05/2016 05:39 - United States
NSFW, NSFL
By 12MONTHLEASE - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States
By fucktheearth - 20/04/2016 03:32 - United States - Brooklyn
Scandalous!
By mustanggt - 04/09/2018 22:00 - United States - Utica
By Boyufd - 09/09/2018 03:30
Great surprise
By Deployed - 07/12/2019 14:00 - United States - San Diego
By :/ - 12/03/2016 11:36 - Australia - North Lakes
By Anonymous - 17/01/2011 02:43 - United States
Cuff him to the bed
By appendicitisanyone - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfield
By Why me. - 20/10/2018 17:30 - United States - Kent
Big farmer
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Dayton
It's getting old, Nan
By sick of this shit - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kelowna
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By cacheson - 21/11/2018 01:04
cacheson tells us more.
Yes, and after working on my classroom management strategies for younger kids my teaching is going much better now.
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By Pithegreat - 06/01/2016 04:48 - United States - Rohnert Park
Stealth
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By Percy - 23/03/2019 20:00
Bitch Better Have My Money
By kitkat1740 - 17/11/2015 00:21 - United States - Concord
By limping - 02/04/2017 09:46 - United Kingdom - London
Hgbest11 tells us more.
nah dude. the kids were playing that dumb game where you pretendingly dart in front of a car and then dart back, it's a really idiotic game. but they were never really in danger of getting hit.
By ShitHappens2016 - 16/04/2017 18:00
Opportunity knocks
By fuckyou - 21/05/2019 06:00
By Kuromaus - 15/05/2017 12:34
Kuromaus tells us more.
Hey, OP here. A few things I couldn't put due to word limits: the flight I was getting off was coming in late due to weather. I literally had one minute to get to the gate once off the plane. The connecting flight had started loading at the same time we landed. On top of that, the crew to dock us were having issues and delayed us in getting off. I wouldn't have even had time to stop at a bathroom on the way. The gate I needed to get to was upstairs. Since it was a delay out of my control, I did get moved to another flight for free, it just happened to be the latest one heading back to home. I could have probably made it to (or barely missed) last call if I hauled it but I was not going to do that while bleeding. I didn't know that airplanes had amenities like that in the bathroom. I've never actually been in one, and it was only my second time flying. (That toilet paper trick doesn't work for me, mine is too heavy, sadly.)
By atomwolf - 09/12/2016 17:01 - United Kingdom - Southampton
On notice
By Anonymous - 12/10/2015 15:43 - United States - Corona
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This actually happened a few months ago, and I was more upset that I wasn’t invited cuz my roommate I was good friends with had also just gotten married but didn’t invite me, despite me having been part of the proposal, and I found out that I wouldn’t be able to afford to travel to my brother’s future wedding that I have been invited to. I am moved on now, and while he will always hold a special place in my heart, I’m in a fully committed relationship now that I can see leading to marriage one day.