Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML
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Phillycheeze 20
Try a sex swing next time?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Ouch. That's a hell of a nasty injury. If you change your mind about not wanting sex again, it might be safer if you stick to missionary.
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Comments (17)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Ouch. That's a hell of a nasty injury. If you change your mind about not wanting sex again, it might be safer if you stick to missionary.
Phillycheeze 20
Try a sex swing next time?
Lora Wood 11
****** made the pain worse. Because you have dislocated both hips before for comparison?
WHSKitty4ever 23
What position were you in?
lowshadows 21
omg xD happy holidays
fjvitt 14
Just wait til you get married....that is the real sex deterrent...
TxKitten79 10
If that were a real sex deterant, I would be divorced.
gary8082 14
Baby make it hurt so good!
bobsanction 18
That must have been one hell of a position!
BurnInDemonFire 39
I'm sure it was, if it had been successful.
Bilal Aslam 8
DAMN! 😕
jordansamuil 2
This is a terrible situation. Did you talk about it with a guy? You need to discuss this, I advise him to read the article https://viabestbuys.com/hot-words-list-say-during-sex-in-bed/ . Maybe this will help you get horny!