By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill
By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill
By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States
By Marymary - 27/08/2019 20:00
By jdsksoapy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland
By Chelstable - 02/08/2016 17:57
By tipsyone - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Malmö
By Egtat216 - 29/07/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen
By Anonymous - 08/11/2017 13:00 - United States
By AnotherLilyBart - 15/07/2016 20:50 - United States - Niles
OP here. To clarify, I'm actually not an unhealthy or excessive weight but I'm trying to get back to a size where I feel better about myself. Also, I thought I had bought the leggings in my size but the packet was mislabeled. To the other points, I do wear underwear and when I wear leggings, I pair them with a skirt or tunic so that no one is forced to appreciate my bounteous behind.
By TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57
By NoTypeOfExercise - 11/07/2016 15:05 - United States - Encino
By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 06:00
By C8H18 - 29/06/2016 05:11 - United States
OP here. here's more info: of course the pasture the horses were in didn't need to be watered, and they had two lawns with sprinkles. The majority of the rest of the property was newly planted vegetable gardens. They were in the process of installing a watering system and it wasn't hooked up yet. Everything was being watered with hoses. Btw, how the hell did you guys come up with house plants? I didn't have access to the house, and why would I mention six acres if I was talking about indoor plants? Come on, people. I did call my neighbor's after they pulled this and they explained that husband thought wife had told me already while wife assumed husband had told me. They didn't realize their mistake until they were about to pull away. So, innocent mistake, but had they told me sooner I would have had the chance to mention I've never been able to keep a plant alive. :(
By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 18:01
By PlzSendBlankets - 27/06/2016 02:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 15:00
By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise
By bumpinthenight - This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
By Matthew - 04/07/2018 22:30
By Pupluv183 - 02/05/2016 16:43 - United States - Newport
OP here. The restaurant allows dogs, saying its illegal when it's obviously not makes no sense. He is 5 months, more than a week after the vaccination. No way was he going anywhere the day of. He goes on walks in public (touristy) areas and has met many people and dogs. He had never thrown up before so that's why it was so surprising. He has been fine since so we just have to chalk it up to excitement. He was very well behaved but very upset that none of the food going by was for him. And no we absolutely can not leave him alone while we go out. He is like a toddler, I go pee and he has gotten into something, if there is nothing to get into he chews on furniture, if there's no furniture he chews himself and barks until he gets tired. We definitely want him social and coming out with us over all that.
By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 03:26 - United States
By poncho55 - 21/02/2015 20:28
No worries, he's okay now. :) Later on in the day, he laughed about it and thought it was pretty hilarious, which is good because I felt pretty bad about biting him.
By notabadserver - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
By well_f_u_too - 30/08/2018 03:30
By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States
By dead - 18/03/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 16:21 - United States - Dayton
By Jeanna - 15/03/2016 23:14 - United States - Baskett
By Margo - 15/11/2011 15:16 - United States
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OP here: this is not the first time she’s done this! I’ve talked about this two years ago and how I find it incredibly boring to listen to the same songs three months!! Of course the others don’t mind since they’re afraid of conflicts plus I’m the one with the office very close to hers!