Pissed
United States
Gotcha
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
BUSTED.
London, United Kingdom
Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML
SebastianMiko
Calgary, Canada
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ballsy move
Today, I found out that the woman who I punched in the face after I caught her on my porch snooping through my mail is pressing charges. FML
Lisa
Tupelo, United States
Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML
exasperated
Houston, United States
Memories
Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML
Renderfist
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
ari
United States
Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML
Anonymous
Grass Valley, United States
Never try this at home
Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML
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Brightside86 31
Man I hope he knew she was married. Otherwise this is one hell of a bad date story.
Yudith 28
Good for you? That's like finding out that you like pineapple on pizza after you received the wrong pizza by accident and ate it because you were hungry.
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Brightside86 31
Man I hope he knew she was married. Otherwise this is one hell of a bad date story.
Yudith 28
Good for you? That's like finding out that you like pineapple on pizza after you received the wrong pizza by accident and ate it because you were hungry.
Wadlaen 24
Well, I hope he thinks twice before returning, and I also wish you and your wife the best of luck in sorting stuff out!
suntrkr 9
Depending on where you live, he's lucky that's all that happened to him.