Today, is my high school graduation. Last night I read online that you can use apple cider vinegar to help with head dandruff, so I tried it out. Now, no matter how much product or perfume I use, I still smell like a giant walking fart. My graduation is in a couple of hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate found a solution to his awful body odor: bathing in vinegar. Now instead of smelling like a middle school locker room, the house smells like a chemical plant. I'm not sure which is worse. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, days before my graduation, I got sick with a virus, so I had constant vomit and incontinence. To receive my diploma, I had to wear a diaper and spend the whole graduation drinking electrolytes. FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he called "liquid ass." I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML
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Mathalamus 25
just wash your hair next time...
PANDORUM89 21
Apple cider vinegar is meant to be used as a diluted rinse. You rinse your scalp with it, and then shampoo and conditioner as normal. You could also use coconut oil and let that sit on your head for a few hours then wash because most likely you have a dry scalp or a fungus. ACV is used on horses for rain rot so if you have a fungus at least you know it'll clear it right up!
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Mathalamus 25
just wash your hair next time...
ohSNAPyall 27
Head & Shoulders
eski2015 22
Knees & Toes
wheresmymary 22
Kneees & Toess
jayemerald17 25
just washing doesn't always help. I have a really bad skin condition that causes my hair to get dandruff and washing alone doesn't work. next time OP should try hydrating the scalp before and after. olive oil before , leave in conditioner after
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Or, if you want to do something like this, don't do it the night before something important.
awildwhisper 30
Baking soda cancels out the smell of vinegar.
SaintJin 8
I'm waiting for a reaction ??
teentee401 37
I've used apple cider vinegar in my own hair and you're supposed to wash it out afterwards, not put perfume on top of it.
lightningclicks 24
why haven't you tried shampoo yet???
1947Chevy 17
Op never said they didn't. I myself have a bed dandruff problem and have to get a prescription for the shampoo I use which is very expensive. If I use anything off the shelf it actually makes the problem worse.
princessofb 5
#37, you can use Nixon! It works! :)
emeraldarcher74 30
Cider-man, Cider-man Smelling like shit, cuz he can
aminehs 10
Head & shoulders wasn't enough for you eh?
PANDORUM89 21
Apple cider vinegar is meant to be used as a diluted rinse. You rinse your scalp with it, and then shampoo and conditioner as normal. You could also use coconut oil and let that sit on your head for a few hours then wash because most likely you have a dry scalp or a fungus. ACV is used on horses for rain rot so if you have a fungus at least you know it'll clear it right up!
novdestiny 23
You are only meant use a tiny little bit plus lots of water!
kamr3n 13
The fact that you're even graduating baffles me, but we all have slips of mind.
princessofb 5
This is the rudest comment I've ever seen. You're delusional.
ABlindMan 17
9 - The fact that you think because someone accidentally misused a household remedy they shouldn't graduate baffles me. "Oh hey that guy didn't use vinegar in his laundry to remove the smell properly, I wonder how he graduated college". Congratulations on all the dislikes though.
jamesderp 15
Lmao, and according to the internet, apple cider vinegar also cures cancer...
anyagrande 31
Well its actually shown that having some vinegar with each meal controls your blood sugar better than the leading medication for type 2 diabetes
williamcarter93 13
no, apple cider vinegar does not cure diabetes. Drinking a fuckload of it lowers your blood sugar for a few points for a small amount of time. It does not touch the etiology, which is insulin receptors (lack of them or they don't work). So, no, apple cider vinegar doesn't cure that.
calara16 1
Lol I'm pretty sure nobody said that apple cider vinegar heals diabetes
HoboMeth 36
Shower
dupot420 9
Everything you read online isn't true.