Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
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quazimozart 19
Sounds like she was trying to find something to be mad at other than her own stupidity
almost_there44 26
Seems like she's an immature person who thinks public spaces belong to her. Hopefully you got her insurance and she calms the hell down after this. Smile at her as she tries to explain this to the cops.
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Comments (35)
Will_b4 10
Ouch-sorry mate
DeadxManxWalking 27
Insurance.
evilplatypus 39
Still a needless, aggravating hassle.
quazimozart 19
Sounds like she was trying to find something to be mad at other than her own stupidity
A_Troll_Account 3
I hope you wrote all her info down and smiled at her while not breaking eye contact
JBChristian 47
I don't know about the laws in Canada, but in most of the U.S. States it's automatically their fault if they hit a parked vehicle.
ShaneBarnes 10
Yeah, same rule applies.
Myeyesbleed 15
not in a parking lot. most of the time its 50/50. which is lame
okaydisarray 17
Luckily for OP they weren't in a parking lot...
RichardPencil 32
Tell her that "her spot" is in jail.
Lalala579121 28
That may be a bit extreme...
RichardPencil 32
If she rammed the OP on purpose, that could be a crime.
renrioku 15
Wow, hopefully her insurance covers the damage. Sounds to me like she was just to lazy to walk a few extra feet.
almost_there44 26
Seems like she's an immature person who thinks public spaces belong to her. Hopefully you got her insurance and she calms the hell down after this. Smile at her as she tries to explain this to the cops.
LyricaSilvan 30
"But officer, it was MY SPOT! And she just TOOK it!"
InfiniteSunshine 32
Well, maybe she shouldn't be an idiot and make assumptions while driving. If you back up, you look behind you, how hard is that? It could have prevented the whole situation. I had a lady do the same thing to me once. It was street parking and I pulled up behind her. I was still in my car when she backed up into it. Luckily there was no damage, but she kept saying "the last thing I thought was that there'd be someone behind me." Well aren't you supposed to CHECK that??
RichardPencil 32
It's not clear whether the other driver just stupidly backed up without looking (negligence) or rammed the OP in anger (assault.) If it's the latter, this could be a crime.